Help customer has just told me it christmas tomorrow

[egg67]

So went to job this morning to fix upstairs lights not working and the customer ask me if I was ready for christmas day,whens that I said, tomorrow she said, **** have to go will be back in new year and gave her a torch,
So as quick as I could drive went to supermarket to get beers, when I got there all I could get was some breakfast beer (beck's 60 bottles). JD for night time drinks, but could not get any Black sheep for day time drink I know google might be my best friend but I think you lot are nicer so if any one can find a supply of black sheep in surrey it will help me have a nice christmas, if not what would be a nice beer to replace said black sheep, and on an easy note do you think the wife will need a present as she has already got someone as nice as me.
Thanks for all your help and have a lovely christmas :santa_smiley::tree::carolers:

 

[telectrix]

Morrison's 3 50ml bottles for a fiver. They also got joseph holt's sixex. 6% same price.

 

[egg67]

On way, thanks you just saved xmas

 

[telectrix]

or theakston's old peculier from aldi @ £1.25/bottle.

 

[Gavin A]

Yorkshire has all the real ale you could ever need, simply chuck your wife in the van and head for God's own county, and all will be well.

 

[egg67]

Thanks tel the morrsons tip worked out good, so Xmas is all good and can relax now.
Gavin A would love to spend some time up there, had the best holidays of my live on the dales but the thought of driving all that way with the wife in the van make me fill sick
Happy Christmas every one

 

[telectrix]

Thanks tel the morrsons tip worked out good, so Xmas is all good and can relax now.
Gavin A would love to spend some time up there, had the best holidays of my live on the dales but the thought of driving all that way with the wife in the van make me fill sick
Happy Christmas every one

think it's either time for a divorce or some new shock absorbers.

 

[markc123]

Just exactly what is going on here? Egg, have you had a jar or 7 too many ?

 

[Engineer54]

If I was that customer you left with no upstairs lights over Christmas an New Year, i'd of told you exactly what you could do with your tourch!!

 

[markc123]

That's what i mean, his first post genuinley can't be serious. He's been getting merry on the cherry i think.

 

[7029 dave]

Fill your boots.

 

[Engineer54]

That's what i mean, his first post genuinley can't be serious. He's been getting merry on the cherry i think.

I certainly hope so, but there are some, where filling up with booze is more important than the business that allows them to buy the booze!!

 

[egg67]

The touch part was a joke fixed lights first then got booze

 

[Doomed]

I did leave a customer with no downstairs lights over Christmas, well, rigged a temporary to the kitchen, said we couldn't re-wire them until the rats had been disposed of....
Felt guilty but they were grateful we turned up on Christmas eve.