how many forum members does it take to change the lightbulb

[scotsparky]

a well here we go again!!
1 its a Lamp not a bulb
2 Osram are better
3 cant be bothered finding a pic but sure someone wilol.
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[Colin Integrale]

Q. How many mystery authors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. 2, One to turn it pretty much all of the way, and the other to add a surprising twist at the end.

 

[mogga]

How many psycologists does it take to change a lightbulb??

the question is does the lightbuld realy want to change!!

Google "lightbulb jokes" there are thooooooooosands

 

[davidcookie]

maybee I can shed a bight of light on this post;

MUCH more brighter

 

[Spa Key]

MUCH more brighter

Much brighter.*

 

[juliapho]

mogga, I think nobody asked if it wanted to be changed .

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[jeremy]

if it's an edison screw lamp the answer is 1 to hold the lamp in the receptacle and as we know then the whole world revolves around us.

 

[juliapho]

How many policeman does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven .One sits on the table , 4 are turning the table around so that the bulb gets screwed (is there other word without sexual conotations?) , 1 reads the bulb its rights and 1 takes care that the electricity doesn’t return unexpectedly.