Met This Georgeous Female in Son's Local Pub.

[telectrix]

no kidding. she was all over me within 10 minutes of us getting in there.

 

[Rpa07]

That has got to make every member smile - Tel actually does wear combats -
You sir are a winner!
Ps Sweet looking girl!

 

[Leesparkykent]

I've got a Rottweiler...she's 5 months old I think they're great dogs.

 

[MDJ]

I notice there is moths flying out of that wallet.

 

[Octopus]

I notice there is moths flying out of that wallet.

Can't be Tels wallet ............ looks like its got money in it!

 

[Squid]

Can't be Tels wallet ............ looks like its got money in it!

Receipts from 20 years ago, you never know when the police will stop and search you........

Is that you Tel, you've lived a haggard life ;o)))))))

 

[buzzlightyear]

just love it .f88KING hell ,are you sure you are not my dad

 

[rapparee]

I notice there is moths flying out of that wallet.

Whenever he takes a banknote out of his wallet the woman on it is actually squinting from the daylight

 

[ruston]

Tel , you look like my old Irish granddad.
That is a great picture.

 

[Squid]

Whenever he takes a banknote out of his wallet the woman on it is actually squinting from the daylight

You mean King George...

 

[Squid]

Tel , you look like my old Irish granddad.
That is a great picture.

But he's been dead 30 years..........

 

[Adam W]

Can't be Tels wallet ............ looks like its got money in it!

It wasn't originally his wallet.

 

[ruston]

But he's been dead 30 years..........

Yes. A lot longer bless him; over 50.
He was the double of Tel.

 

[Squid]

I only ever had one grand parent, maybe Tel fancies being my Granddad, if I pm him my address do you think he will send cards and cash? ;o))))))

 

[telectrix]

I only ever had one grand parent, maybe Tel fancies being my Granddad, if I pm him my address do you think he will send cards and cash? ;o))))))

send me your bank details ( including PIN) and I'll credit your account with $10,000,000 . from my bank in Nigeria.

Oh, and I'll send you the Subaru wheels back as a bonus.

 

[ruston]

Maybe , but don't take it to the bank.

 

[Pete999]

no kidding. she was all over me within 10 minutes of us getting in there.

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That's NOT Tel, why? simple no beer glass in shot

 

[telectrix]

it is in this shot.

 

[Pete999]

it is in this shot.

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Not in the first picture it aint, that's cheating Tel

 

[telectrix]

my lad took the pics. he ain't no david bailey.

 

[Pete999]

my lad took the pics. he ain't no david bailey.

That's for sure, still nice Muttess on your lap Mate

 

[Squid]

send me your bank details ( including PIN) and I'll credit your account with $10,000,000 . from my bank in Nigeria.

Oh, and I'll send you the Subaru wheels back as a bonus.

You would take advantage of an orphan............. ;o((((((

 

[Craig Miles]

no kidding. she was all over me within 10 minutes of us getting in there.

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She looks lovely, and certainly not a bitc* #rubbishdogjoke