says it all, ruddy pipe jockeys

elsparko · Jan 30, 2018

Plane full of plumbers forced to turn around because of a broken toilet - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/norwegian-plumbers-plane-turn-around-broken-toilet/

telectrix · Jan 30, 2018

about right. 85 plumbers on the flight, would take them several hours to identify the problem, then compete for the job.

Squid · Jan 30, 2018

If they had ran out of toilet paper they could have used their bank statements........... ;o)))))

static zap · Jan 30, 2018

Did they have certification for work on board pressure vessels !

derek · Jan 30, 2018

Apparently all of them were shouting "it took me three years at college to learn that ---- flows down hill, what do you mean vacuum toilets don't work that way!?!?"
The plane had to turn back because they were worried there'd have nervous breakdowns or a riot.

Des 56 · Jan 30, 2018

The Irish airline that has blocked toilets, Air Lingers

static zap · Jan 30, 2018

Riot ? So instead we extract the Urine !

Risteard · Jan 30, 2018

Des 56 said:
The Irish airline that has blocked toilets, Air Lingers

It should have been "Aer" but I'll let you away with it

Pete999 · Jan 31, 2018

static zap said:
Did they have certification for work on board pressure vessels !

To be fair access was from the outside and they never had any steps long enough @ 22,000 feet

telectrix · Jan 31, 2018

good job the pilot turned back before a wet-pants stuck his tool out the window.

Risteard · Jan 31, 2018

Pete999 said:
To be fair access was from the outside and they never had any steps long enough @ 22,000 feet

Hypoxia would also have been a problem!

telectrix · Jan 31, 2018

a plumber could never pronounce that, let alone spell it. aside from which, if a plumber dod try to pee out of the window @ 30,000ft., it'd be the best BJ he'd ever experienced, till it fell off.

elsparko · Jan 31, 2018

the thing is though, the flight wasnt that long, shirley there is a secondary toilet, why not just get everyone to hold in their poop till they arrive at the destination? they could have designated someones tophat as a temporary comode

Pete999 · Jan 31, 2018

elsparko said:
the thing is though, the flight wasnt that long, shirley there is a secondary toilet, why not just get everyone to hold in their poop till they arrive at the destination? they could have designated someones tophat as a temporary comode

No Mate SHIRLEY was in the the other toilet

JK-Electrical · Feb 3, 2018

Last plumber · Feb 5, 2018

telectrix said:
a plumber could never pronounce that, let alone spell it. aside from which, if a plumber dod try to pee out of the window @ 30,000ft., it'd be the best BJ he'd ever experienced, till it fell off.

Most plumbers I know can spell the word 'did'.