Stuck in a lift, again...

[JK-Electrical]

I'd have santa claws and have a word with him about this coming Christmas present because last year the hoverboard nearly broke my neck. And I didn't say I wanted that for Christmas.

 

[Baddegg]

Why can’t we have 2 people pirate?.....I’d be done with first after 2 mins?

@d

Baddegg...clearly you are a stud!
Me, more of a partition...

that included the cigarette and awkward conversation...

 

[GMES]

God you lot are Boring.
Rita ora, Katy Perry, Maggie siff, Halle berry

 

[Midwest]

Nelson Mandela. But now he’s no more Linda Lusardi, as she’s been avoiding my letters for the last 40 years.

 

[Carl S]

The one person I wouldn’t want with me is the lift engineer.

One place I worked at had just one person trained in lift rescue, I was that person and I’m stuck in the lift. It took three hours for a guy from Otis to arrive on site, by then the battery in my phone is going flat and I’m going loopy.

The end result was all of the companies electricians were trained in lift rescue.

 

[Midwest]

The one person I wouldn’t want with me is the lift engineer.

One place I worked at had just one person trained in lift rescue, I was that person and I’m stuck in the lift. It took three hours for a guy from Otis to arrive on site, by then the battery in my phone is going flat and I’m going loopy.

The end result was all of the companies electricians were trained in lift rescue.

You never seen Die Hard?

 

[Bobster]

The one person I wouldn’t want with me is the lift engineer.

One place I worked at had just one person trained in lift rescue, I was that person and I’m stuck in the lift. It took three hours for a guy from Otis to arrive on site, by then the battery in my phone is going flat and I’m going loopy.

The end result was all of the companies electricians were trained in lift rescue.

We once had the elevator out of action.

I needed to take a 70kg propane tank up 6 stories to the top of the stack for the gas analyser.

Lift tech allowed me to stand on top of the lift with the gas canister and drive with the manual overrides located on the roof of it.

Safe as houses.

Production is king.

 

[telectrix]

We once had the elevator out of action.

I needed to take a 70kg propane tank up 6 stories to the top of the stack for the gas analyser.

Lift tech allowed me to stand on top of the lift with the gas canister and drive with the manual overrides located on the roof of it.

Safe as houses.

Production is king.

where there'a will, there's a way relative.

 

[Carl S]

I fitted car top controls to a Wadsworth lift.

My guaranteed way of getting the plant manager out of the way was ask him to go on the car top. I’d conned him once and took him up to the top floor, the look on his face as we got near the top made my day.

 

[telectrix]

stuck in a lift with Valerie leon. MMMMM.

 

[Spoon]

Anyone who was delivering a big selection of cheesecakes to the 'Cheesecake tasting convention'

 

[MJPD29]

Jennifer Aniston. And hope to god I'm on my 'A' game with the smooth talking.

 

[Squid]

Jennifer Aniston. And hope to god I'm on my 'A' game with the smooth talking.

lol Chelski supporter with a Belfast accent, not a chance in hell.......

 

[MJPD29]

lol Chelski supporter with a Belfast accent, not a chance in hell.......

Never know, she might have a soft spot for the accent

 

[Squid]

Never know, she might have a soft spot for the accent

and someone who believes and fairies and pink unicorns........

 

[DPG]

Anybody as long as it's not someone orange off a reality TV show.

 

[Spoon]

and someone who believes and fairies and pink unicorns........

Next you will be trying to imply that there is no Father Christmas..

 

[Spoon]

Anybody as long as it's not someone orange off a reality TV show.

Oompa-Loompa's have been on a reality TV show??? Who knew...

 

[Squid]

A young female delivery rider with food and booze........

 

[Spoon]

A young female delivery rider with food and booze........

'Young' is all relative.. .