The Story of Creation ( according to the Electrician's Bible)

[telectrix]

In Seven days, God created the Universe and the Earth. Tired from His exertions, He then handed it over to Satan, who then created Niceic.

 

[FatAlan]

The rest of us are with Darwin. Survival of the fittest.

 

[Andy78]

And lo the customer did say "Let there be light" and sayeth He in return "You'll need your bonding sorting first love and I'm booked up for three weeks at the minute"

 

[telectrix]

and then Satan, being disturbed at the low impact that his niceic creation has caused, then wen t on to promote the Electrical Trainee DI idiots course.

 

[The Ghost]

Then he put upon the earth the chosen ones who had served their time in who with great gnashing of teeth and wailing berated the 5WWs' And the 5WWs' were amazed and sore beset with the hellish admonishments they received and were wont to hide their light under a bushel for fear of public flogging.
And the time served waxed greatly about their skills and were loud and unbearable such that the 5WWs' plotted in coffee houses and PMing to appear before them and seem intelligent and experienced.

 

[Pete999]

In Seven days, God created the Universe and the Earth. Tired from His exertions, He then handed it over to Satan, who then created Niceic.

 

[Pete999]

And the Amendment 3 was born, and all forms of trade craft was put asunder, and non combustible Consumers units were thrust upon the Electrical Trades persons, Apprenticeships were the spawn of Emma, torque screwdriver sets were thrust upon us, to conquer the lack of doing up terminal tight enough, and low the DI was born, NICEIC and their heathen followers, still rule the roost until someone with enough foresight realises that, Censurer, the Niceic, are the work of the underworld, and a reformation and dissolution is required, who among us will stand up and be called ELECTRICIANS again?

 

[telectrix]

with hindsight, God would have created electricians in his own image ( ooh, he did.) then he looked at other trades such a s wet-pants and spreads, he the gave them carte blanc to bollox up electricians work. who ever said that God did not have a sense of humour?

 

[oracle]

And at the end of days I looked and beheld a Mighty Beast and the name of the Beast was written upon it's brow and said I AM NICEIC and it was given unto the Beast to rage against the sons of Ohm and daughters of Voltaire.

And the Beast was hated opon the face of the earth by the tradesmen upon it.

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

There then came a final war of heaven in the end of days when the time served angels endured the final battle against the archangel known by some as the NICEIC,