This made me laugh... Anybody had this offer

[Gavin John Hyde]

Just had this sent me, a link to an article...
Anybody want to own up to being offered a bit of nookie in lieu of payment?
Haven't myself but have had a few go change into very revealing clothes..

Customers offering sex as payment is one of tradesmen’s biggest gripes

CUSTOMERS offering sex as payment is one of tradesmen’s biggest gripes, a survey shows. The promise of a quickie came third among moans by builders, plumbers and electricians. Only late payment and…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[telectrix]

if i come across a female customer wants a bit of nookie, that's extra work and added to my bill.

ugly ones pay double.

 

[Andy78]

Never had a direct offer.
One customer was after a bit I'm sure though. She went on about how her previous electrician had offered payment in kind and how shocked she was and what I thought about the practice.
Then showed me the work she wanted doing in her bedroom where her best skimpies were laid out on the bed. Evenings were best for her for me to do the work.

 

[KWCFC]

Unfortunately they always say no and ask to pay me in cash instead

 

[littlespark]

Is that cash “IN HAND”???
nudge nudge wink wink.... say no more!

how far can this thread go before a mod throws a wobbly?

 

[KennyKen]

Had a Wet Pants mate. Who was under the sink looking at the ceiling. Customer asked if he wanted a cup of tea. Stood over him with no undies on for him to see. I think he said he
Was too petrified to do anything. Haha!

 

[Moley]

Haven't myself but have had a few go change into very revealing clothes..

Were any of them women?

 

[SparkyChick]

Is that cash “IN HAND”???
nudge nudge wink wink.... say no more!

how far can this thread go before a mod throws a wobbly?

It won't be me who throws a wobbly, but I might be inclined to move the thread into The Arms.

 

[Andy78]

Had a Wet Pants mate. Who was under the sink looking at the ceiling. Customer asked if he wanted a cup of tea. Stood over him with no undies on for him to see. I think he said he
Was too petrified to do anything. Haha!

"ain't got a part to fit that trap"

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

I had one young woman, wearing skin tight barely there white leggings, kept bedding over provocatively so you could see she was commando... Wasn't a pretty sight!

 

[buzzlightyear]

had a customer once came in a see through nighty in bedroom
At the time i was puting up a light fitting on a solid ceiling i looked down either i driied her or the ceilng the uders where passed her legs and told her to get a bucket and stool.lol.

 

[Lister1987]

Had a Wet Pants mate. Who was under the sink looking at the ceiling. Customer asked if he wanted a cup of tea. Stood over him with no undies on for him to see. I think he said he
Was too petrified to do anything. Haha!

If he didn't have wet pants after the work, I bet he did after that little stunt splurge

 

[telectrix]

had a customer once came in a see through nighty in bedroom
At the time i was puting up a light fitting on a solid ceiling i looked down either i driied her or the ceilng the uders where passed her legs and told her to get a bucket and stool.lol.

buzz some of your posts are like a breath of fresh air fart. can you translate into coherent english?