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Back in June I fitted an alarm for my mates daughter,her husband,s a complete tool and wants everything for nothing,anyway I did a basic no frills system for them at cost price,while I was there I changed an energy saving pendant for an ordinary one as he couldn't find anywhere that sold the lamps! Today I got a call that the alarm was broke and the light had a fault as well,I went round and the idiot starts giving it large that he,d set the alarm off accidentally and couldn't hear it in the house,I explained this was because the panel was in a cupboard and he didn,t want to pay for an internal siren,he then started moaning that none of his neighbours had come rushing around when the alarm went off,so that,s my fault I suppose.We then got onto the faulty light fitting,which turned out to be a blown lamp,he moaned at this because "that bulb hasn,t been in 5 minutes", it was the bulb I put in back in June and then it came out of another fitting,I had a really hard time controlling the urge to strangle the idiot,and of course it was a favour for a mate so I didn,t even have the satisfaction of sticking him with a big bill.
 
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I have kept to my promise not to post in the DIY area and have been well behaved, so I think when a established well respected electrician posts a thread up here DIYers should not be allowed to reply, especially with sarcastic comments, I would like to think the team here will remove his post and warn him against such action again. Rant over.
 
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MDJ said:
I have kept to my promise not to post in the DIY area and have been well behaved, so I think when a established well respected electrician posts a thread up here DIYers should not be allowed to reply, especially with sarcastic comments, I would like to think the team here will remove his post and warn him against such action again. Rant over.
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well...
i`v already said i wont go in that DIY section that got cooked up....just to keep emptyheads off the main drag...
 
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phil d said:
It,s my mates daughter,she married this complete knob,every house in the street had been broken in except theirs,always done at night and she was terrified yet her husband still insisted on leaving her and their two babies for the weekend while he went abroad for a stag do.Hence me having to do the alarm.
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I've never heard so much whining in my life. You moan about this stud yet plod round there like a poodle to do his graft whilst this player swans around some fleshpot putting the back doors in on any brass that moves. subconsciously you absolutely love it. Draw a line and move on tiger
GLENNSPARK said:
PERHAPS YOU ARE JUST A TOOL!!

and by the way i`d put Phil up against you anytime....

but if you think you have the measure of me...then your welcome to try your luck...
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The problem with you Clyde(apart from your self esteem issues and obvious sexual orientation confusion)is you're one of these blokes who just can't not say exactly what he thinks. You appear to spend nearly all day ITF and that's so sad I dont even know where to start........
MDJ said:
I had no idea DIYers were allowed to post outside the forum put in place for them, this is an electricians area, consider yourself an outsider, off you go sonny
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Easy pops. Slide back in your coffin now before you break a hip or summink
 
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cashnotakite said:
I've never heard so much whining in my life. You moan about this stud yet plod round there like a poodle to do his graft whilst this player swans around some fleshpot putting the back doors in on any brass that moves. subconsciously you absolutely love it. Draw a line and move on tiger

The problem with you Clyde(apart from your self esteem issues and obvious sexual orientation confusion)is you're one of these blokes who just can't not say exactly what he thinks. You appear to spend nearly all day ITF and that's so sad I dont even know where to start........

Easy pops. Slide back in your coffin now before you break a hip or summink
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well i never , some tool of a asbo chav has managed to work out how to multi quote.
amazing !
shame he filled his post with some sort of incomprehensible text speak.

i await your cruelest insult / put down , please dont disappoint.
;-)
 
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Biff, I suspect he is a 'youth' or maybe pretending to be one. There's probably some website somewhere which will translate whatever he is trying to say into something recognisable by people with normal brains. Daz
 
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Brass tigers, doors, swans ?? And ITF is something to do with tennis. Mmmm. Come on, if you're gonna troll then at least make it a good 'un. Daz
 
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To be honest I don't mind people like him - it makes me feel better about myself, and provides a bit of entertainment at the same time. Daz
 
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ian.settle1 said:
Sounds like a total and utter penis head wanting to go on a pi$$ abroad leaving his family alone seem's like he doesn't love his family when houses's in the road getting broken into; can see it in the divorce courts in a couple of years?
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You will see it on the jeremy kyle show in a couple of year's you mean.:mad2:
 
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Phil, Trev, Biff, Glenn.

If there are reports of an unexplained explosion in central Nottingham, don’t worry it’s just me blowing my stack after reading the crap that followed Phil’s original post.
 
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cashnotakite said:
I've never heard so much whining in my life. You moan about this stud yet plod round there like a poodle to do his graft whilst this player swans around some fleshpot putting the back doors in on any brass that moves. subconsciously you absolutely love it. Draw a line and move on tiger

The problem with you Clyde(apart from your self esteem issues and obvious sexual orientation confusion)is you're one of these blokes who just can't not say exactly what he thinks. You appear to spend nearly all day ITF and that's so sad I dont even know where to start........

Easy pops. Slide back in your coffin now before you break a hip or summink
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I,ve forgotten more about sparking than you will ever know if you live to be twice my age,now jog on and come back when you have grown up and can post some useful,constructive comments,most of us here spend our time trying to help others not wind them up,you are the weakest link,goodbye.
 
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When I was talking to the missus about if I have a mid life crisis she just looked at me lovingly and said "You do know it doesn't go of physical age but mental age.. any you haven't reached double figures yet..."
 
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cashnotakite said:
I've never heard so much whining in my life. You moan about this stud yet plod round there like a poodle to do his graft whilst this player swans around some fleshpot putting the back doors in on any brass that moves. subconsciously you absolutely love it. Draw a line and move on tiger

The problem with you Clyde(apart from your self esteem issues and obvious sexual orientation confusion)is you're one of these blokes who just can't not say exactly what he thinks. You appear to spend nearly all day ITF and that's so sad I dont even know where to start........

Easy pops. Slide back in your coffin now before you break a hip or summink
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Sorry lads .. I know maybe I shouldn't have pressed the "like" button but I did 'cos I do!! :smilielol5:

Chill .... It's only a forum - not the end of the world, so let all have a nice :grouphug: and carry on doing what we do best - ripping the urine.:wink_smile:

Ok .. I'll slide back into my coffin now and bid you all farewell :waving:
 
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Tony said:
Phil, Trev, Biff, Glenn.

If there are reports of an unexplained explosion in central Nottingham, don’t worry it’s just me blowing my stack after reading the crap that followed Phil’s original post.
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Bolleaux .... I told you you were getting far too fond of those cheap supermarket beans!

You need to either give-up eating the beans or quit smoking. :devilish:
 
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Hahahaha. 'Pops'

Im still part of the younger ones on here and no-one says 'pops'

I vote midlife crisis.

I want to thank him for the post though. Love a laugh in the morning. Now I have to clean up all the tea I spat across the room while reading that
 
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Thats why I like this forum. You learn about this electricery stuff and have a good laugh at the same time.
 
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Spoon said:
Thats why I like this forum. You learn about this electricery stuff and have a good laugh at the same time.
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Very true! You just have to be careful you dont get lost up your own ar*e and take things too seriously ...... you could pay good money to read/experience this elsewhere!!
 
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I've planned my mid-life crisis already. I have high hopes of re-kindling my days of groupie 3-sums whilst lounging on the back seat of something large and luxurious with a Bollinger fridge fitted. Oddly, coming onto an internet forum and taking a few cheap swipes at some electricians has never figured in the masterplan. Maybe it should? Am I going to miss out on something vital if it doesn't? How would I know? Who am I anyway??....... yippee!!!! It's started!!!!!!
 
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phil d said:
It,s true most people are an easy target, I have a high powered .22 with lasers and night sights,most people just leave me alone.
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I'm not surprised, you sound like the next massacre waiting to happen chief
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I,ve forgotten more about sparking than you will ever know .
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Yeah I can tell that by the way you butchered that simple alarm job and had to go back round there with your tail between your legsView attachment 21323
 
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So then, Mr Cashnotakite, maybe you could please share with us exactly what you think is constructive and helpful about your input to this thread so far. I mean, that is why you're here, isn't it? To offer and receive help, yes?
 
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Rockingit said:
I've planned my mid-life crisis already. I have high hopes of re-kindling my days of groupie 3-sums whilst lounging on the back seat of something large and luxurious with a Bollinger fridge fitted. Oddly, coming onto an internet forum and taking a few cheap swipes at some electricians has never figured in the masterplan. Maybe it should? Am I going to miss out on something vital if it doesn't? How would I know? Who am I anyway??....... yippee!!!! It's started!!!!!!
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Shall I put you name on the waiting list for a place at the Retired Roadies Rest Home??

I could do with a bit of company.
 
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I heard last night that a man & woman had to be surgically separated from each other.
Something to do with the angle of the man's penis in the woman's vagina.
How the f$%k does that work?
 
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Archy Styrigg said:
If you can manage to get any words out, smothered by those enormous baps.
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I'm keeping my distance from her just now.

She took her dog to the vet's today and he came home with a couple of vital bits missing.

I'm not taking any chances .................

The dog's trying to work out what happened & is searching the house for his missing bits an meanwhile she got herself one of those electric slow cooking hot pot things and I've suddenly lost my appetite...............
 
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