Wiring a 5 bedroom house

[Specialist]

i can't read and i can't write,
but i can drive a tractor.

Oh bugger, I can't drive a tractor . But i can write a spec & materials list properly and then go on to wire the building, is that any good ?

 

[Specialist]

Yes mate I have something in my workshop something I made when my then boss asked me to do the impossible a wand I think it's called, don't know if any wholesalers stock them.

Hi sooty

 

[Spoon]

I'm done.

Don't go.. These posts are fun.. DIYers are always fishing for info...
Don't you know, you don't need an electrician to wire up stuff... if it doesn't go bang then jobs a good un.....

 

[Spoon]

I'm done.

Don't go.. These posts are fun.. DIYers are always fishing for info...
Don't you know, you don't need an electrician to wire up stuff... if it doesn't go bang then jobs a good un.....

 

[Pete999]

If he knew what he was doing, he wouldn't have been wiring the pendants in singles in the first place. Going on what you've written, neither you or your Electrician (If he exists) have the first clue what your talking about. Your just fishing for information.

I'm done.

To the OP, not you Andy Don't think we are being harsh on the UE unidentified electrician, come clean mate you will be doing the work wont you? you're the mystery Sparky, if this job actually exists, you need to call an Electrician pronto, not angle for info on this forum, Ive enjoyed our little chats but enough is enough, get real. I think I'll join Specialist and be done as well.

 

[Spoon]

OP.... You'll be happy to know, I'm STAYING..... I won't abandon you like the others. Just need some popcorn....

 

[omoeko]

Awww... You are such a nice bloke. When others are scared to comment on the list. At least you are staying. I repeat, i am not doing this myself, I would also not mention it again.

I will however get to the bottom of it even if nobody helps.

OP.... You'll be happy to know, I'm STAYING..... I won't abandon you like the others. Just need some popcorn....

 

[Spoon]

I will however get to the bottom of it even if nobody helps.

You crack me up mate..
Just ask "your electrician"..... Nudge-nudge, wink-wink...

 

[westward10]

Are you putting a CU in the garage, that seems to be missing.

 

[omoeko]

Yes a small one to run off the main one, I am told.
Thanks for asking.

Are you putting a CU in the garage, that seems to be missing.

 

[Pete999]

OP.... You'll be happy to know, I'm STAYING..... I won't abandon you like the others. Just need some popcorn....

Turncoat, 5th columnist, trouble maker cobblers I said I was out

 

[Spoon]

Turncoat, 5th columnist, trouble maker

Don't worry... I love you was well mate....

 

[telectrix]

the race is on. will the house be rewired before the thread finishes?

 

[Octopus]

i am not doing this myself, I would also not mention it again.

I will however get to the bottom of it even if nobody helps.

So come on OP, why don't you ask your "sparky"?

Surely he must be aware of the full spec as he must have quoted against it ......... ...... ........... ........... ............ .............. after all, nobody agrees a price to do a rewire without knowing the full or agreed spec do they?

 

[ChrisElectrical88]

Not read all the replies... but non fire rated downlights?

 

[DPG]

Not read all the replies... but non fire rated downlights?

Might not need to be.

 

[telectrix]

Not read all the replies... but non fire rated downlights?

not necessary unless the ceiling is the boundary of a fire compartment. e.g. in a garage with a room above, or if the room/s above are separate dwellings.

 

[ChrisElectrical88]

Didn't even know you could buy them anymore haha. Thank you for the replay

 

[telectrix]

loads in b&q and wicks.

 

[Dave OCD]

That doesn't surprise me.

 

[buzzlightyear]

I am not sure of the etiquette here on the forum

it should be saying hello gentlemen, or sirs &madams !

 

[buzzlightyear]

I am not doing the work myself, as i am not an electrician. Just want to ensure that the list of materials is somewhat correct, as i supply the materials to the sparkie.

yeah, how much can I save
ask jack and the bean stork.

 

[Dave OCD]

Is that the sequel to the story with the Beanstalk. ?

 

[Pete999]

yeah, how much can I save
ask jack and the bean stork.

Stalk Buzz Stalk

 

[Dave OCD]

Beat you to it Pete, fastest finger first, what telly quiz was that on ?

 

[DPG]

Catchphrase!

 

[buzzlightyear]

Is that the sequel to the story with the Beanstalk.

when go out to a job ,I never come back with a 5 magic beans. only a cow .

 

[Dave OCD]

Catchphrase!

Yes that's the one, well done Daz ! Sadly I haven't got a prize for you, maybe Buzz will send you a sample of whatever he's on though ?

 

[buzzlightyear]

Catchphrase![/QUOTE ]

say what you see .

 

[DPG]

It's on now - on Challenge channel

 

[Dave OCD]

Emmerdale on here

 

[buzzlightyear]

It's on now - on Challenge channel

cant bet the old programmes, bullseye and others
bring it back and get rid of cr*p factor .

 

[buzzlightyear]

Emmerdale on here

some people think it real!

 

[Pete999]

some people think it real!

It is isn't my Mrs tells me it is

 

[Dave OCD]

It's not the same since Seth and Amos left.

 

[DPG]

Nay Mr Wilkes.

 

[buzzlightyear]

before this post runs away with us.
the sultan of Brunei wants his house rewired by his sparky and asking the forum
for help
answer. if you can afford an 5 bedroom house in London( then you can afford for it).

 

[DPG]

Fair point Buzz.

 

[Toneyz]

It is isn't my Mrs tells me it is

It is you can go there now.

 

[buzzlightyear]

one hai

It is you can go there now.

clone from birth.