CK Tools Giveaway - Tell us what your most essential tool is to enter

[Electrical2Go]

We are giving away a set of
CK Tools - Triton XLS Screwdrivers
worth £20.00

For your chance to win, simply comment on this thread with Your favourite Sparky joke. (Keep it clean-ish)
The professional quality Triton XLS Screwdriver is designed with tip type marking for easy identification, a large soft grip tri-lobe handle for exceptional comfort and high torque turns. The handle is injection moulded directly to blade giving the ultimate bond for increased reliability and durability. Anti roll flats to prevent the screwdriver rolling off sloping surfaces. The blade is manufactured from a toughened alloy steel for excellent durability and precision machined tips to reduce the risk of tip breakage.

The winner will be announced on 10th May.
(Please note: this competition is also running on both facebook and Twitter too,
so add more than one joke for extra chances to win).
(UK entries Only)
After we announce the result, if the winner does not respond within 5 days, another winner shall be chosen.
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[Euan Thomson]

A builder, a joiner and a sparky are all arguing about who was the first trade on the planet. Joiner says “Noah built an ark and he was a joiner”. Builder disagrees and says “we built the pyramids long before that.” Sparky is shaking his head “your both wrong, when god said let there be light, we had to run the cables.”

 

[Rpa07]

A builder, a joiner and a sparky are all arguing about who was the first trade on the planet. Joiner says “Noah built an ark and he was a joiner”. Builder disagrees and says “we built the pyramids long before that.” Sparky is shaking his head “your both wrong, when god said let there be light, we had to run the cables.”

I must point out that the great flood and the ark was thousands of years before the pyramids were built - I hope that this doesn’t detract from the joke still being funny!
“We had to run the cables” WINNER!

 

[buzzlightyear]

Paddy went to heaven and paddy knocked on the door the hatch opened ,st peter said to you cant come in hear because you are a Ira man , paddy said i dont wont to come in there ,ok said st peter .any way paddy shouted but you have got 3 mins to get out .

 

[buzzlightyear]

Paddy went to heaven and paddy knocked on the door the hatch opened ,st peter said to you cant come in hear because you are a Ira man , paddy said i dont wont to come in there ,ok said st peter .any way paddy shouted but you have got 3 mins to get out .

 

[Charlie_]

Controversial

 

[ruston]

Controversial

Provisionally.

 

[telectrix]

electrician dies and gets to them pearly gates. st.peter looks at his life and tells him he can't come in, he's had 3 extra-marital affairs, and head-butted a non-payer.
so sparky goes down to hell.
within 3 months, he's rewired the place, got the hell fires boiler working efficiently, and satan wants to promote him.
then, satan gets a call from God.
god says, peter made a mistake, sparky is welcome up here in heaven. send him up.
satan replies, oh, no, you van't have him, he's too needed down here.
god then threatens to get a layer on the case.
satan rolls about laffing...... how will you get a layer up there.they all here.

 

[buzzlightyear]

electrician dies and gets to them pearly gates. st.peter looks at his life and tells him he can't come in, he's had 3 extra-marital affairs, and head-butted a non-payer.
so sparky goes down to hell.
within 3 months, he's rewired the place, got the hell fires boiler working efficiently, and satan wants to promote him.
then, satan gets a call from God.
god says, peter made a mistake, sparky is welcome up here in heaven. send him up.
satan replies, oh, no, you van't have him, he's too needed down here.
god then threatens to get a layer on the case.
satan rolls about laffing...... how will you get a layer up there.they all here.

dont give up the day job just yet Tele.

 

[telectrix]

meant to type lawyer, but think some keys have stuck with regurgitated beer.

 

[rapparee]

Provisionally.

A lot of bomb makers were electricians by trade.

 

[telectrix]

A lot of bomb makers were electricians by trade.

yeah well.you'd not have much luck trying to detonate a bomb with a gas detonator.even harder with a water type ( as with a plumber)

 

[steamboatwilly]

Brexit

 

[Charlie_]

Brexit

What happens when a fat Yorkshire lass sits on a chair.

Or

What happens when Theresa May tries to negotiate

 

[Squid]

electrician dies and gets to them pearly gates. st.peter looks at his life and tells him he can't come in, he's had 3 extra-marital affairs, and head-butted a non-payer.
so sparky goes down to hell.
within 3 months, he's rewired the place, got the hell fires boiler working efficiently, and satan wants to promote him.
then, satan gets a call from God.
god says, peter made a mistake, sparky is welcome up here in heaven. send him up.
satan replies, oh, no, you van't have him, he's too needed down here.
god then threatens to get a layer on the case.
satan rolls about laffing...... how will you get a layer up there.they all here.

Buzz stop messing with Tel's login........

 

[Squid]

Free screwdrivers, I am up for it.......