Chandelier (which has gone way off topic)

[mdshunk]

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this is in danger of becoming the longest thread posted.
put your nuts back in the sack .

I'm hanging on until she tells me if we're getting married for sure, or not.

 

[wayne]

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shunk , without me going through the posts are you a US qualified spark???

 

[PAUL M]

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Hi Guys!

Thanks so much for all your replys, I feel so popular. I have been away for a couple of days and wisdom has set in...I do not think it would be wise for me to fit the chandelier with my very limited knowledge of the procedure. I think I should stick to catching babies and let someone who's day job it is fit the chandelier.

For those requesting a picture, will this do?

Many Thanks

Mel x

nice rack,,if you get tired of catching babies and want to practise making some lol

 

[mdshunk]

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shunk , without me going through the posts are you a US qualified spark???

Indeed. 19 years in the trade.

 

[rumrunner]

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this is in danger of becoming the longest thread posted.
put your nuts back in the sack .

this is in danger of becoming the longest thread posted.

put your nuts back in the sack .

Here is a taste of the great rum runners
Ships that sailed the velvet harbor
Crews that broke the jugs and poured your blood
Like flowing rum upon the sand

Sinking down, down, down
Upon the sand, upon the sea
Upon the hills of liquid green
They rise to fall, they rise again
Their dreams tattered sails in the wind

Here is a wail of a lone flute playing
Those not hanged, by time were slain
Here is a cup of blood and tears
Here is the wail of a hundred years

Going down, down, down
Upon the sand, upon the sea
Upon the hills of liquid green
They rise to fall, they rise again
Their dreams tattered sails in the wind

Overnight they turned to water
No blood rang when they went to slaughter
Tears were few, though sighs were heavy
Bones were stacked in the main library

Turning down, down, down
Till their dreams are touching ground
Rising up like gentle rain
They turn to rise and fall again

Running round and changing faces
Marking time and keeping paces
Ducking down awhile to die
Their faces melt to barren sky

After all the trial and fury
They spared the judge and hanged the jury
No one asked the reason why
Sentence passed they turned to die

Turning down, down, down
Till their dreams are touching ground
Rising up like gentle rain
They turn to rise and fall again
Their dreams tattered sails in the wind

Here is fire and bloody slaughter
Written on the leaves of water
Here is a ship with all hands singing
Here is a dock with dark men swinging

Down, down, down
Upon the sand, upon the sea
Upon the hills of liquid green
They rise to fall, they rise again
Their dreams tattered sails in the wind

If you get stuck and nobody wants to do it for you ,ill bring my crew in,were based in london,so it shouldnt take to long every mermaid needs her pirate,HA HA HA
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[mdshunk]

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this is in danger of becoming the longest thread posted.
put your nuts back in the sack .

That's really hard to do.

You did see the picture of the chandelier she wants hung, didn't you?

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[wayne]

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rum ,has the right idea on mermaids ,
so thats the chandlier to be installed., i bow out without disgrace

 

[millenniummel]

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I had no idea that posting that one photo made available the rest of the photos on photobucket!

You lot are cracking me up, are any of you actually single?

Mel x

 

[montybaber]

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I had no idea that posting that one photo made available the rest of the photos on photobucket!

You lot are cracking me up, are any of you actually single?

Mel x

You have to be careful i've known some very embarassed people on other forums when other 'intimate' photos have been posted on their behalf, theres not much you can do once they have got hold of them..scary really!! your lucky we are a respectfull lot on here .

Apparently you can do something on photobucket to stop it, I will look into it and let you know

right go to account options and set your album to private from public, that should do it i think

 

[mdshunk]

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You lot are cracking me up, are any of you actually single?

My wife forbids me from dating other women, but we don't have to tell her.

 

[PAUL M]

Re: Chandelier

I had no idea that posting that one photo made available the rest of the photos on photobucket!

You lot are cracking me up, are any of you actually single?

Mel x

I can be anything you want me to be lol

 

[jimes]

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still waiting to see this other pic?!

 

[London Luke]

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Guys.....
many forums get these "girls" posting. trouble is they live in some fantasy land and most tend to me gay men using some pic they have of a girl.They love the attention.

so a girl just happens to hunt out a pro sparks forum. she does not have a male friend who could do this in 30 mins? and then for her first pic its one of her in a Bikini.

O my god you fall for it fast !

 

[montybaber]

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Well he went to a lot of trouble naming all his photobucket files of the mystery woman as me etc...

 

[millenniummel]

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Ok I am sorry, I was playing the game a bit. i could have posted a sensible picture of myself. But I am not a man and I am not gay but I do indeed lack a male friend who could do this for me. The other factor is that I am an extremely poor student midwife and the chandelier cost me less than any of the quotes to put it up. I'm beginning to wish I never bought the damn thing as it doesn't look so pretty on my bedroom floor.

All I can offer in return for any help is a fabulous home baked cake or two, friendship, eternal gratitude, a few bargains from my work (Please enable your cookies), midwifery advice and a date if I happen to find you attractive and you aren't married or otherwise engaged.

Sorry if anyone feels I have led them up the garden path.

Mel x

 

[montybaber]

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a few bargains from my work

Would ultrasound be helpful in finding those joists I wonder

 

[millenniummel]

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I meant bargains my part time job in the shop Oliver Bonas, the link to the website didn't work www. oliverbonas .com without the spaces.

I get quite a generous discount and therefore if anyone wanted presents for their wife/girlfriend I am sure i could get it for them. Like an exchange and bartering system.

Mel x

 

[PAUL M]

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if i lived in london your chandelier would have been up about ten seconds after you posted your pic and you would be lying on ya back admiring itlol

 

[sparkyork]

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is this light fitting still not fitted yet!?

how much have you been quoted mel?

 

[millenniummel]

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I have had a very kind offer that someone from here will do it for fifty five, but it is still a bit more than I can afford right now.

I was thinking when I bought it (typical girl) that i could easily put it up myself as I am quite handy round the house (have unblocked drains and changed locks etc). However after all your helpful advice I have come to the conclusion that I should not mess about with electrics, especially with the query about the earth wire.

So it looks like it is destined to sit on my floor until I win the lottery or marry an electrician.

Mel x