Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Julie.]

 

[telectrix]

funny that. a mate of mine was there a while ago with his missus and kids. they stopped fo something to eat. asked the girl in the eatery if she could spell out where they were, but slowly so they could follow it. the girl replied...........


BUR-GER-KING

 

[Moley]

That's strange. The nearest Burger King is 4.2 miles from there across the bridge in Bangor ?

 

[westward10]

Mate of mine went to Bolton and asked someone if there was a B&Q there, got the reply there's a B but not no Q.

 

[telectrix]

That's strange. The nearest Burger King is 4.2 miles from there across the bridge in Bangor ?

smart arse.

 

[123]

 

[Baddegg]

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That made me laugh so much my sides hurt! ????

 

[Baddegg]

Made me laugh till I cried....????

The slow mo was a nice touch i though ????

 

[pc1966]

Probably been done before here:

 

[James]

Made me laugh till I cried....????
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The slow mo was a nice touch i though ????

car airbags by the looks of it.
A well done and entirely dangerous stunt that i obviously cant condone.
funny as fcuk though.

 

[Dustydazzler]

car airbags by the looks of it.
A well done and entirely dangerous stunt that i obviously cant condone.
funny as fcuk though.

how the Russians test an airbag (I can’t believe this mechanic actually volunteered to test this airbag)

 

[Mike Johnson]

That's going to make him the "butt" of all jokes for a long time. ?

 

[pc1966]

how the Russians test an airbag (I can’t believe this mechanic actually volunteered to test this airbag)

Did he volunteer for the spinal damage for years after I wonder?

Each phase of the ejection sequence is associated with characteristic injury patterns and of particular concern is the occurrence of spinal compression fractures, which are caused by the upward acceleration of the ejection seat. Thorough investigation of aircrew who eject is necessary and magnetic resonance imaging of the spines of these aircrew is now becoming mandatory. Aircrew who sustain stable anterior wedge compression fractures usually require no invasive treatment, but are prevented from flying aircraft fitted with ejection seats for 3-4 months.

 

[OnlQQker]

Meanwhile...

 

[telectrix]

 

[123]

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Baddegg]

 

[Baddegg]

 

[littlespark]

Re. The Harry/Meghan interview...

So someone in the royal family, a senior member who wasn’t Prince Phillip for once, commented on the skin colour of their unborn child....

Disgraceful!
It’s not Harry’s fault he’s a ginger with really pale skin.


On a serious note though, Philip is in hospital, and he may not be leaving this time.
Have a think, Harry!