Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[pirate]

Sorry, off -topic of keeping it light...

How about this instead?

 

[ruston]

That is very sad, especially in the present situation.

Refers to post 439. I forgot to quote.

 

[pirate]

Yes...just proves there's scum everywhere

 

[littlespark]

There’s another egg farm near here tried the honesty box thing and got the same treatment.

they tried with a sign first, reading...

“Due to social distancing, my mother in law can no longer patrol the grounds like she used to.
Be assured she remains vigilant,... she can see you now from her treetop vantage point. Shotgun in hand”

They’ve now got a massive, chilled vending machine that gives out eggs, milk, cream, cuts of meat ....

 

[static zap]

Feeding time was getting competitive , but the gheko
can keep these !

 

[littlespark]

I think you can upload images again as normal.

(thanks, dan and Lou)

 

[telectrix]

school bully to effeminate ckass mate:

" does your mum know that you are gay?"

classmate: No, but your Dad does".

 

[pirate]

Haha! Very funny Tel...although perhaps not entirely PC...

That takes me back a long time...
My girlfriend was very pretty (she still is...pretty, I mean, not my girlfriend, she married an accountant so maybe I had a lucky escape...)
Anyway, she broke up with me and at first i was devastated, but as always, you get over it...I asked her why she had dumped me but she refused to say...
a couple of years later i met her at a party, asked her how she was, exchanged the usual pleasantries, and then i asked her how her mum was doing...
She replied, you are asking me? Aren't you still sha**ing her?
Give me my due...I did blush...

 

[Midwest]

This guy needs lessons in sign writing

https://twitter.com/x/status/1261664525973172225

View: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1261664525973172225

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I would of been flying back from Greece this afternoon, if it hadn't been for this virus.
I did consider other options, like this. But there'd be nowhere to put the suitcase.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GlZBKLieo

 

[richy3333]

That reminds me of a very sad tale from hereabouts. A lady with lots of eggs to spare puts them in boxes outside her gate, and there's an "honesty" box to leave payment. She gives the proceeds to charity. She appealed for folks to drop off empty egg boxes so she could fill them.
Last week, somebody decided to steal the honesty box...and also smashed all the eggs awaiting collection.

Same happened to us the other weekend. Junkie neighbour out early in the morning. Had clearly been up all night. Smashed all the eggs over the road. Even came back later that afternoon to retrieve the stick he’d used. I guess the NED thought the cops could get his finger prints off the stick. What made it funnier is that he used his sign written van when getting his stick. all on cctv ?

 

[static zap]

What's with this Covid over "egg-citement" ,
went to throw some garden waste in a Appropriate bin .. 20 or so smashed eggs it the bottom.

Is it hoarders .. or Freebie Food parcels going to waste
... Regional Egg thieves .. unable to shift their Booty ...

 

[telectrix]

probably some numpty that thinks they are bad if on or past the best before date. we just bought 50 eggs from Waitrose with only 3 days left on BBD. 10p per box of 10, free range as well. nowt wrong with 'em.

 

[ruston]

probably some numpty that thinks they are bad if on or past the best before date. we just bought 50 eggs from Waitrose with only 3 days left on BBD. 10p per box of 10, free range as well. nowt wrong with 'em.

As long as they don't float in a dish of water they are fine.

 

[R-fur]

If Tell can walk on water why cant his eggs?

 

[telectrix]

If Tell can walk on water why cant his eggs?

that's because I tread on the eggs when walking on water. sshhh, don't tell anyone.

 

[R-fur]

Bet is saves you a fortune on the Mersey ferry

 

[telectrix]

i had a good teacher.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEc_jeGBVxs

 

[ferg]

If that had been on the Mersey someone would have nicked his submersible right from under him.

 

[telectrix]

If that had been on the Mersey someone would have nicked his submersible right from under him.

if that had been in Scotland, he's have had his pants pulled down by a kilted shepherd.

 

[Mike Johnson]

What about in Wales?