Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[static zap]

Do remember buying then locally ,
a special rule "Not to wash them" , apparently keeps some natural film in tact . 30 day ish !
( Why they don't keep so well other side of pond ...)
--Everything is an internet conspiracy these days--
Chlorinated water -Not chucks ...

 

[Baddegg]

words words words

 

[telectrix]

wife: "do these jeans make my arse look fat?"

hsband " no, it's what you suff in your gob that makes your arse look fat"

 

[Midwest]

See a rush for this product. Order early to beat the panic buying.

 

[littlespark]

I think the governments oncoming status of “Test, Isolate, Trace Scheme” has a problem already with mnemonics.

 

[telectrix]

it can run in parallel with the NHS new "Fast Action Response Team"
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or " Survivors Help Immunity Testing"

 

[Mike Johnson]

So very French.

 

[telectrix]

that was an EU ruling.... like cheddar cheese must be made in cheddar, cornish pasties must be made in cornwall. we're out now, so

to the bloody EU.

 

[littlespark]

Brussels can keep their sprouts, and the french can keep their bread.
The Irish can keep their stew, and their cream liqueur.... actually, no ... give it here.

 

[Mike Johnson]

French bread is designed to take the roof of your mouth off if it's over two hours old.

 

[Baddegg]

It’s not just wetpants.....

 

[littlespark]

Tonight’s light at the end of the gloomy tunnel....

 

[DPG]

Great photo that.

 

[littlespark]

Great photo that.

Thanks.... but I couldn’t get a decent one with an iPhone. Had to get my daughters Samsung that has a wide angle function.

I just got a close up of the double rainbow part....

 

[littlespark]

Rainbows last night, today, the Scottish saltire....

 

[Mike Johnson]

The increase in air traffic is quite marked, the last two days the airway above us has been busy, not back to it's normal contrails, but busy non the less, Oh and a lot of small aircraft bussing about, seems some think its back to normal.

 

[DPG]

Rainbows last night, today, the Scottish saltire....

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Bald electrician will be going all soppy over that one.

 

[Mike Johnson]

Arn't all electricians bald?

I think I have posted this before, but my wife had great pleasure in informing me that I have had no hair longer than I had hair, I did start to loose my hair when I was eighteen, a pronounced widows peak as they where called.

 

[telectrix]

i still got a full mop. mrs. always wants it cutting, says it's too long.

 

[Mike Johnson]

Over the years, (about sixty of them) I have saved, I estimate about £7000.00 on hair cuts, that's an awful lot of beer vouchers.