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meeting in a pub are an englishman a scotsman, a welshman and an irishman.

chatting over a beer or 3, they get round to discussing christian names.

" I was born on St. George's Day. patron saint of enland, so my parents named me "George"".

funny, says the welshman. " I was born on St.David's Day, so I was named David, or Dai for short"

scotsman pipes up ( see the funny there? pipes =piper = bagpipes):

I was born on st. andrews day, so I was named Andrew".

so then the 3 of them shout up........

"what's your name paddy?"

irishman responds..............





"Pancake".
 
Totally unbelievable, Tel
there’s no way those 4 individuals from each corner of the British Isles are discussing names.
It’ll be football, or Brexit or How come We’re in here when all pubs are shut due to Covid? ;)
 
Announced in the Spectator today "
  • Welsh pubs and clubs will need to dispose of around 2.8 million pints of out of date beer.
I have offered to help, have not received a reply yet. ;)
i can help also. won't even charge for my time.
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just to remind our female members. be careful who you meet:
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You’ve got good eyesight, westy.....

to the left of that, there’s an upside down flamingo float being blown up..... or a large pink inflatable only ever seen at hen parties....

below that, appears to be a giant w e aster bunny????
 
A live broadcast from there showed lots of assumed barbecue smoke wafting all over the beach and blasting music, "why would you"
 
As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for slavery.

I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself and my family.

I went to Secondary School & have always held a job. I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged”.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe. I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 40, making me a useless eater who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram, or Snapchat.

I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what "mainstream" media tells me, which makes me a "Right-wing conspiracy nut”.

I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive British culture, making me a xenophobe.

I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which makes me a borderline sociopath.

I believe in the defence & protection of Great Britain for & by all citizens, now making me a militant.

I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I must be an imperialist and a racist.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

Funny - it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years !!

If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which fecking toilet to use !!
 
But deep for this time of day @richy3333......absolutely spot on though......over 40 white males are most definitely the cause of all the worlds problems ?
 
Looking back on my pic of Bournemouth beach....
Why is that so terrible, when it’s alright for half of Liverpool to party in the street?
 
Looking back on my pic of Bournemouth beach....
Why is that so terrible, when it’s alright for half of Liverpool to party in the street?

The Liverpool thing is shameful. They were even firing rockets at buildings, which is probably what caused the fire in the Liver building. Dicks.
 

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