Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Dartlec]

Pythagoras would be turning in his grave...

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[telectrix]

here's some Scouse humour. also makes me think of pete999:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG3cf6d6Wvk

 

[Zerax]

The rules are very precise here/there in Scotland...but you can still go to the pub and mix with 100 other non-family members

Go out for breakfast you mean ?

 

[OnlQQker]

Cheap childcare in difficult times!

 

[pirate]

Breakfast in the pub is a very sensible option. You get a walk, the dog gets a walk, the kids get a walk...and you get to have a beer/wine with your brekky while helping the local economy...and no dishes to do afterwards. result!

 

[telectrix]

called in local post office yesterday to make a cash draw from my account. sign on door sed i must wear face covering. went up to counter and told cashier that i'd come for some cash. silly moo gave me £5000 out of the till, thennpressed the alarm.

 

[OnlQQker]

This seems about right.

 

[Strima]

 

[OnlQQker]

They started a new job!

 

[OnlQQker]

Don't count your chickens!

 

[telectrix]

Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...​

It's about to get ugly out there.

 

[OnlQQker]

Finding a mask in your pocket is the new equivalent of finding a fiver.

 

[OnlQQker]

Just watched the first presidential debate of 2020 as I missed it.
Actually made a lot of sense!

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[littlespark]

Through the overuse of the word “unprecedented” by the uk media, I’ve started thinking....

With America split down the middle, maybe it’s time it became “unpresidented”

 

[Marvo]

Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...​

It's about to get ugly out there.

Leesparkykent is gonna be gutted...

 

[telectrix]

Leesparkykent is gonna be gutted...

essex (neil) even more so.

 

[OnlQQker]

It was Queen though!

 

[littlespark]

I think Trumps favourite Queen song is "fat bottomed girls"

Have you seen him dancing to YMCA? Took lessons from Thresa May, apparently... and i know hes just having a dig at old Biden.... "Young Man!..."

YMCA is famous for being a massive gay anthem..... should we say something?

 

[OnlQQker]

I think Trumps favourite Queen song is "fat bottomed girls"

Have you seen him dancing to YMCA? Took lessons from Thresa May, apparently... and i know hes just having a dig at old Biden.... "Young Man!..."

YMCA is famous for being a massive gay anthem..... should we say something?

Not seen him dancing, heard him sing though!

 

[OnlQQker]

Needs must!

 

[littlespark]

I am giving up drinking until Christmas.





sorry. Bad punctuation.


I am giving up. Drinking until Christmas.