Energy sales persons

[Mark_Burgess]

N Power stopped me on way into super market earlier ( I was in my work clothes) and said they could guarantee me a cheaper tariff on leccy.
So as a wind up I said you cant as being an electrician I have bypassed the meter, the look on their face was priceless, I thought they were going to phone the police or something, I then had to ensure them it was a joke.

Good fun, try it!!

 

[UNG]

I always ask for how long

 

[DiscoDave]

"can i interest you in double glaizing sir?"
"Can you fit double glaizing to a caravan? can i interest you in oyur drive tarmacing?"

 

[BluSparx]

That is the best i've heard ---- saying that n power phoned me today and said they offer a good deal for business electric when i told them i work from home and use my own electric they asked if I had my own power station - i couldn't help but laugh

 

[Phil]

i remember those old kirby vac salesmen. the good old scratch cards saying you have won yourr carpets cleaning. the planks did the womans next door to mine, about a sq by sq mtr just inside the doorway and then the rest of it looked a raspberry. when they came round to mine and got the vac out i told him it was the full lounge or he could make tracks right away. yep got the fulll lounge done and he was too knackered to pitch after he had finished needless to say no i didn`t spend the grand on a new vac