Every Trade can "do" electrics

[NJG28]

Just had call. "Had bathroom ceiling plastered & bathroom light won't work - any ideas?" Anyone can "do" electrics, its only sticking wires in stuff! Lol

 

[Marvo]

If you get enough monkeys typing on enough typewriters eventually you'll end up with Shakespeare. In this particular case they were obviously a few monkeys short.

 

[Des 56]

If you get enough monkeys typing on enough typewriters eventually you'll end up with Shakespeare. In this particular case they were obviously a few monkeys short.

I notice you must remember Bob Newhart Marvo

An Infinite Number Of Monkeys - Bob Newhart - YouTube

 

[Tiny Spark]

Nope cant see a problem myself.
Look like a perfectly wired lamp holder with them 2 wires going to the plastic bit.....
Oh wait....

 

[7029 dave]

Why don't it work!!

 

[Des 56]

Why don't it work!!

Now you are being silly

There's no bulb

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Its wireless....

 

[Des 56]

Its wireless....

So its wired for radio 1 or five live even,no wonder it has us stumped

 

[NJG28]

It very nearly WAS wireless LOL. Fortunately I fixed it via phone & picture message so didn't even leave home for 10 mile journey each way. They are repeat customers so all is well.

 

[Geordie Spark]

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[ChrisElectrical88]

Now you are being silly

There's no bulb

Bulbs go in the ground mate.:dizzy2::dizzy2:

 

[Des 56]

Bulbs go in the ground mate.:dizzy2::dizzy2:

For a moment I thought this was turning into a terminology trip

Then Wo and behold I became a convert

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[ultinator]

If you had an infinite number of monkey and typewriters, then surely they would produce everything we have ever written instantaneously??

 

[amo]

Yeah you don't need someone whose studied it for years to do it. Just follow colours red to red black to black, cut the green, jobs a good un'

 

[Geordie Spark]

If you had an infinite number of monkey and typewriters, then surely they would produce everything we have ever written instantaneously??

Aye ...... just as long as you don't send them to Hartlepool.

 

[Geordie Spark]

The Hartlepool monkey:

Monkey hanger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Hartlepool Monkey Hanging Legend - YouTube

 

[markc123]

If you had an infinite number of monkey and typewriters, then surely they would produce everything we have ever written instantaneously??

Bet they couldn't write what Cockburn has become infamous for...monkey's are too intelligent.

 

[Geordie Spark]

If you had an infinite number of monkey and typewriters, then surely they would produce everything we have ever written instantaneously??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b2w_nJLuvw

 

[ultinator]

hmm, a french monkey spy, a cunning ruse if i do say so

damn that jingle is gonna be in stuck my head now