Gynaecological Visit

[steve50]

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.


"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange," the woman said.

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet.. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see," commented the doctor calmly.

"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were 5p pieces in the bowl," the woman continued.


"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were 50p's. This morning, there were £1 coins!"


"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

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(Ready for this?)

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(I'm warning you......)

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(Still not too late.......delete now!)

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"You're simply going through the change!"

 

[Deleted member 26818]

Where's the groan button?

 

[Marvo]

Where's his hat and coat?

 

[telectrix]

Where's his hat and coat?

probably flushed down his karzi. where that joke should be.

 

[AP Electrical]

That doctor should be locked up.

 

[Des 56]

The same woman went back to the doctor complaining of fanny pain,he looked and advised the treatment,he said he would have to numb the fanny
She agreed
He got between her legs,got is tongue in there and started numbing
Numb numb numb numb

 

[telectrix]

a yorkshire man is going on holiday to rep. of ireland. his mate says, " they speak gaelic over there".
What do i do," said the yorkshieman?
"speak loudly and slowly" was the answer.
so he arrives in ireland and goes into the nearest bar.
" A-PINT-OF-GUINESS-PLEASE"
COM-ING-UP.
THAN-K-YOU.
WHERE-ARE-YOU-FROM.?
YORK-SHIRE
FUN-NY, SO-AM -I
SO-WHY-ARE-WE-SPEAK-ING=GAELIC?