Inspection and testing to the First Edition

[Pete999]

If you look carefully it's made of non conductive materials, any additions are considered excluded from the rules

The Irish sparky looking after those chairs, got fired last week, he reported that the chairs were so badly maintained, they were a death trap and could kill someone, boom boom

 

[oracle]

But the electricity is connected to the person who will be sitting in the chair. Will the person require testing to ensure that the whole system isn't hazardous to health?!

Quite right, but only dead tests are taken

 

[oracle]

@ You are correct , everything is portable at some stage.
Pat , short for Patrick.

So is Pete short for Peterick or is he just a bit short?

 

[ruston]

He was supposed to be in that day. Why did he put it off until the day after?

He probably had something on his mind,

 

[Pete999]

So is Pete short for Peterick or is he just a bit short?

Dopey question there Oracalrick, Pat is also short for Patricia, the only one I'm concerned about.
Going off topic a bit Lads, shall we all grow up and act like the sensible people we like to think we are?

 

[oracle]

Dopey question there Oracalrick, Pat is also short for Patricia, the only one I'm concerned about.
Going off topic a bit Lads, shall we all grow up and act like the sensible people we like to think we are?

Only Patricia I know is Patricia the stripper

Patricia the Stripper 2000
Song by Chris de Burgh
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Chris de burgh Patricia the stripper3:28 · YouTube
LYRICS
Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?"
And beseeching me to come and keep the score
And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I'm so terribly bored!"
I really can't stand it anymore
I'm going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer
To a little place I've found down by the quay
Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia
And the reason isn't very hard to see
She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner
As they tumble down in heaps before her feet
They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops
One can often see them queue right down the street
You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer
She also removes all her clothing
For Patricia is the best stripper in town
And with a swing of her hips she started to strip
To tremendous applause she took off her drawers
And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips
Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared
And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor
The police were banging on the door
On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four
Take it away boys!
But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested
The manner in which she was exposed
And later on in court, well, everybody thought
A summer run in jail would be proposed
But the judge said, "Patricia
Or may I say, Delicia
The facts of this case lie before me
Case dismissed, this girl was in her working clothes!"
And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip
To tremendous applause she took off her drawers
And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips
Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared
And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor
The police were yelling out for more!
On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four
On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four

 

[oracle]

Oops

 

[Risteard]

Quite right, but only dead tests are taken

Live testing precedes dead testing in this instance.

A different kind of proving dead.

 

[Shoei]

The good old days, took two of us just to get the MFT to the job back then.

 

[Toneyz]

Dopey question there Oracalrick, Pat is also short for Patricia, the only one I'm concerned about.
Going off topic a bit Lads, shall we all grow up and act like the sensible people we like to think we are?

What this lot Pete! you've got no chance.

 

[Pete999]

What this lot Pete! you've got no chance.

No chance of what Ant?

 

[oracle]

Growing up and acting sensible Pete, try to keep up, old fella, it was your remark he's commenting on

 

[Pete999]

Growing up and acting sensible Pete, try to keep up, old fella, it was your remark he's commenting on

Was I commenting? I was remarking on how the thread had gotten a bit off topic that's all

 

[oracle]

Remark: verb; to say something as a comment

 

[westward10]

I have deleted some posts from this thread due to the possibility some may find it offensive. Can you consider what you are typing before posting.

 

[buzzlightyear]

what a cruel way of dying in that chair ,before shoving McDonalds down you .I would rather ask for burger king .

 

[PEG]

Does all this nonsense,stem from a simple picture of a standard Manchester barbers chair?

 

[Rpa07]

I think we possibly have deduced that @oracle is closely related to @SWD - no offence Oracle!

 

[Rpa07]

I think we possibly have deduced that @oracle is closely related to @SWD

No offence SWD!

And that my friends is Diplomacy!

 

[Squid]

what a cruel way of dying in that chair ,before shoving McDonalds down you .I would rather ask to be buggered..... .

You worry me sometimes........