And who would that reply be from NICEIC, UKAS or MHCLGI could write the letter of reply now... "We take the standard of work of our members very seriously... blah blah blah", "All our members are vetted before admittance and annually... blah blah blah", "We encourage all our members to undertake CPD to... blah blah blah", "We will of course look into any reported shortcomings... blah blah blah"
Imagine a large carpet... with a big bulge in it... that's where all this would end up...
...not that I'm cynical at all.