Text from customer at 22.35 on a Sunday night.

[baldelectrician]

This may be a job involving a building warrant- the council may not let the premises open until they have relevant paperwork.

 

[mogga]

AFTER payment has been received Id send her a text @ 3am on way home from the Fubar saying "Im thirsty any chance of a coffee?!"
unless shes got big boobies n no bad coupon in which case it might be request for leg over

 

[a12jpm]

Well turned up this morning bright and breezy and surprise surprise she couldn't have been nicer if she tried. First thing she did was apologised for the late text, she was "just stressed out". Place was immaculate and a joy to test, basically a old site cabin converted into a cafe, tested hundreds of these before.

So all well, pack up tools and tester ready to leave. She say's I'm not going anywhere until I've had my breakfast at which point what can only be described as a man v food challenge of a breakfast is shoved under my nose. Even got the sweats trying to finish it. Then she sends me away with a bag of chocolate brownies that will keep my tea breaks going for a week.

So all's well in the end. Happy I didn't lose the edge now, 10 years ago I would have fired a rocket up her, now probably got a customer for life.

 

[a12jpm]

AFTER payment has been received Id send her a text @ 3am on way home from the Fubar saying "Im thirsty any chance of a coffee?!"
unless shes got big boobies n no bad coupon in which case it might be request for leg over

Haven't been to the Fubar in years. Can't beat the sticky carpet and the smell of sweat, and that's just the burds!

I'll get my coat.....

 

[Guitarist]

Just remember to switch off your phone when it gets late

 

[DaveyD]

Good for you - chubbs!

 

[mogga]

YOUR VAN WOULD HAVE BEEN EASY TO SPOT lOPSIDED DRIVERS SIDE WITH ALL THAT EXTRA WEIGHT LOL