what an idiot!

[Guest111]

Back in June I fitted an alarm for my mates daughter,her husband,s a complete tool and wants everything for nothing,anyway I did a basic no frills system for them at cost price,while I was there I changed an energy saving pendant for an ordinary one as he couldn't find anywhere that sold the lamps! Today I got a call that the alarm was broke and the light had a fault as well,I went round and the idiot starts giving it large that he,d set the alarm off accidentally and couldn't hear it in the house,I explained this was because the panel was in a cupboard and he didn,t want to pay for an internal siren,he then started moaning that none of his neighbours had come rushing around when the alarm went off,so that,s my fault I suppose.We then got onto the faulty light fitting,which turned out to be a blown lamp,he moaned at this because "that bulb hasn,t been in 5 minutes", it was the bulb I put in back in June and then it came out of another fitting,I had a really hard time controlling the urge to strangle the idiot,and of course it was a favour for a mate so I didn,t even have the satisfaction of sticking him with a big bill.

 

[Kate]

How can you call him a mate????

 

[ferg]

I can think of somewhere to stick the blown lamp

 

[ian.settle1]

I can think of somewhere to stick the blown lamp

With a bit of grease on I hope

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Back in June I fitted an alarm for my mates daughter,her husband,s a complete tool and wants everything for nothing,anyway I did a basic no frills system for them at cost price,while I was there I changed an energy saving pendant for an ordinary one as he couldn't find anywhere that sold the lamps! Today I got a call that the alarm was broke and the light had a fault as well,I went round and the idiot starts giving it large that he,d set the alarm off accidentally and couldn't hear it in the house,I explained this was because the panel was in a cupboard and he didn,t want to pay for an internal siren,he then started moaning that none of his neighbours had come rushing around when the alarm went off,so that,s my fault I suppose.We then got onto the faulty light fitting,which turned out to be a blown lamp,he moaned at this because "that bulb hasn,t been in 5 minutes", it was the bulb I put in back in June and then it came out of another fitting,I had a really hard time controlling the urge to strangle the idiot,and of course it was a favour for a mate so I didn,t even have the satisfaction of sticking him with a big bill.

Phil....
stop doing it to yourself mate.....

next time he wants anything (a few spring to mind here)...tell em to f**k off...

 

[AJ Boyd]

No pleasing some people. I've learned that over the last couple weeks.

 

[Englishsparks]

I know a good surgeon if he needs the lamp removing

 

[Kate]

Jeez I moan at lack of payment from mates...but I get so much appreciation its kind of worth it. If a mate moaned at me after id rip it back out.

 

[Guest111]

It,s my mates daughter,she married this complete knob,every house in the street had been broken in except theirs,always done at night and she was terrified yet her husband still insisted on leaving her and their two babies for the weekend while he went abroad for a stag do.Hence me having to do the alarm.

 

[Knobhead]

Phil, phone me and vent your spleen down my lug ole.

Yes every one I knew of this job before Phil set off to it.

 

[Guest55]

i didnt realise there was still a market for domestic alarms ?

lets face it , they do two fifths of f*** all as far as personal protection goes.

i mean , when you hear a siren go off at some house down the road you dont think.....
"hmm , some family could be in danger maybe i should investigate ?"
no , you actually think....
"wish those halfwits at no. 52 would turn that effing alarm off or else im gonna fill that bell box with expanding foam ..... grumble.....grumble"

im my professional opinion , get a dog

 

[JD6400]

i didnt realise there was still a market for domestic alarms ?

lets face it , they do two fifths of f*** all as far as personal protection goes.

i mean , when you hear a siren go off at some house down the road you dont think.....
"hmm , some family could be in danger maybe i should investigate ?"
no , you actually think....
"wish those halfwits at no. 52 would turn that effing alarm off or else im gonna fill that bell box with expanding foam ..... grumble.....grumble"

im my professional opinion , get a dog

Dogs are good , but a 12 bore and anger management issue trumps one of them . :devil:

 

[gutterball]

every house in the street had been broken in except theirs

is that not a bit suspect.

 

[Guest55]

Dogs are good , but a 12 bore and anger management issue trumps one of them . :devil:

12 bore ??
its not the wild west y'know ?
maybe you should cut own on tv and caffine a bit ?
;-)

 

[JD6400]

Biff , I can only assume you have never been across to Skeggy then !:2guns:

Hang em high :hanged:

 

[cashnotakite]

Back in June I fitted an alarm for my mates daughter,her husband,s a complete tool and wants everything for nothing,anyway I did a basic no frills system for them at cost price,while I was there I changed an energy saving pendant for an ordinary one as he couldn't find anywhere that sold the lamps! Today I got a call that the alarm was broke and the light had a fault as well,I went round and the idiot starts giving it large that he,d set the alarm off accidentally and couldn't hear it in the house,I explained this was because the panel was in a cupboard and he didn,t want to pay for an internal siren,he then started moaning that none of his neighbours had come rushing around when the alarm went off,so that,s my fault I suppose.We then got onto the faulty light fitting,which turned out to be a blown lamp,he moaned at this because "that bulb hasn,t been in 5 minutes", it was the bulb I put in back in June and then it came out of another fitting,I had a really hard time controlling the urge to strangle the idiot,and of course it was a favour for a mate so I didn,t even have the satisfaction of sticking him with a big bill.

feel better for that do you? So what, who cares. You're the tool for doing it in the first place!!

 

[dan86]

bit harsh. specially for someone that's hardly ever on here

 

[electron1]

Calm down, you're not you when you're hungry. Her have this "Snicker"

 

[dan86]

lol! quality

 

[shanky887614]

Calm down, you're not you when you're hungry. Her have this "Snicker"

Better?

 

[GLENNSPARK]

feel better for that do you? So what, who cares. You're the tool for doing it in the first place!!

PERHAPS YOU ARE JUST A TOOL!!

and by the way i`d put Phil up against you anytime....

but if you think you have the measure of me...then your welcome to try your luck...

 

[ian.settle1]

It,s my mates daughter,she married this complete knob,every house in the street had been broken in except theirs,always done at night and she was terrified yet her husband still insisted on leaving her and their two babies for the weekend while he went abroad for a stag do.Hence me having to do the alarm.

Sounds like a total and utter penis head wanting to go on a pi$$ abroad leaving his family alone seem's like he doesn't love his family when houses's in the road getting broken into; can see it in the divorce courts in a couple of years?

 

[ian.settle1]

is that not a bit suspect.

You mean he may be doing it?

 

[Knobhead]

i didnt realise there was still a market for domestic alarms ?

lets face it , they do two fifths of f*** all as far as personal protection goes.

i mean , when you hear a siren go off at some house down the road you dont think.....
"hmm , some family could be in danger maybe i should investigate ?"
no , you actually think....
"wish those halfwits at no. 52 would turn that effing alarm off or else im gonna fill that bell box with expanding foam ..... grumble.....grumble"

im my professional opinion , get a dog

Sad but so true.

 

[Badged01]

12 bore ?? .... its not the wild west y'know ?

From that part of town perhaps he meant the saw-off type ....

 

[Knobhead]

feel better for that do you? So what, who cares. You're the tool for doing it in the first place!!

You are No.2 on the list for open heart surgery!

 

[Spoon]

feel better for that do you? So what, who cares. You're the tool for doing it in the first place!!

You seem like a wonderful fellow... come here and give us a big man hug....

 

[telectrix]

24 posts in almost 4 years. the sleeping troll awakes.

 

[Guest111]

It,s sad but true most people do ignore alarms ,and a dog or gun is much better,the house they bought is on a small new estate right near an area full of druggies and they are an easy target,With all that was happening I would never have left my wife and kids for a stag night abroad,but this is the same guy who wanted a sports car for the wedding instead of a nice traditional rolls or something similar.In my street there are a few of us who look out for each other,like it used to be before times changed it,s nice to help each other but this is the last time I help him,at least my neighbours appreciate any help I give them,recently when I was taken to hospital by ambulance there was 3 of them offered to bring me home.As regards guns and dogs though I have a high powered .22 with lasers and night sights,and as for the dog well she,s a bite first and question later type,nobody hurts her dad lol.thankfully I have no problems,most people just leave me alone.

 

[Knobhead]

You are No.2 on the list for open heart surgery!

I ran the 14” chefs knife down the steel earlier today. It makes a clean cut!

 

[Silly Sausage]

You are No.2 on the list for open heart surgery!

Hahaha....who's No. 1?!?!?

 

[GLENNSPARK]

24 posts in almost 4 years. the sleeping troll awakes.

let him wake...

i`v had plenty of practice...

 

[DPG]

feel better for that do you? So what, who cares. You're the tool for doing it in the first place!!

Constructive input there. Well done. Keep it up. At least your punctuation is good I suppose. Daz

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Constructive input there. Well done. Keep it up. At least your punctuation is good I suppose. Daz

Daz....its a dummy......
cant you tell?

 

[DPG]

Probably so Glenn. Wonder where the 'cash not a kite' tag comes from? Daz

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Probably so Glenn. Wonder where the 'cash not a kite' tag comes from? Daz

perhaps its `il take off with your money`...
hmm.......

 

[MDJ]

feel better for that do you? So what, who cares. You're the tool for doing it in the first place!!

I had no idea DIYers were allowed to post outside the forum put in place for them, this is an electricians area, consider yourself an outsider, off you go sonny

 

[Silly Sausage]

I had no idea DIYers were allowed to post outside the forum put in place for them, this is an electricians area, consider yourself an outsider, off you go sonny

Perhaps he doesn't know how to start his own thread, entitled, "What a -----!"

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Perhaps he doesn't know how to start his own thread, entitled, "What a -----!"

we would have to put it in the bell end section....

 

[Spoon]

we would have to put it in the bell end section....

cool... then I will belong to something... finally....