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I just stare in to the barmaids cleavage............when you go to the shops, a pub or even on holiday and all you seem to be drawn to is the poor quality parts of the electrical installation
Looking for somewhere to run your cable?I just stare in to the barmaids cleavage.........
Looking for somewhere to run your cable?
Nope, I have half a tube of caulk I need to get rid of.Looking for somewhere to run your cable?
My wife bless her little heart A few times after a appliance gives up the ghost,she has asked if is ok to get a man in to fix,I gave up years ago telling her "I can do electrics"Your customers get neat and tidy wiring, even when it’s hidden inside a consumer unit.
Your wife/husband is always moaning about the huge mess of wiring around the back of the telly.
Conversation goes something like, i’m Sure that’s not safe, all those wires etc. Do we really need all of them?
Reply is something along the lines of, of course it’s safe, who is the qualified electrician??
My wife bless her little heart A few times after a appliance gives up the ghost,she has asked if is ok to get a man in to fix,I gave up years ago telling her "I can do electrics"
If you attend an electrical installation and see an electrical fitting with n holes for screws for the cover and there are actually n-x screws in place, where x is in the range 0 to n, you have the urge to unscrew these screws and peer inside to see what delight/horlicks meets the eyes. And then spend the rest of the day thinking(vexing?) about what you would do to make it perfect for you.
When the first thing you do on holiday is look for the CU...
More like return home with holes in you're pockets, be told to fix something by the fish wife then walk into the porch.You know you're a Sparky when.....
You return home with bundles of cash in every pocket, give your beautiful model wife a quick kiss and then jump into the Porsch.
Pretty standard day for all of us I would say.
Oddly enough the appliance man is called "Ben Dover"My wife bless her little heart A few times after a appliance gives up the ghost,she has asked if is ok to get a man in to fix,I gave up years ago telling her "I can do electrics"
You did a LL's cert and the place burnt down and you got 2 years?You know your a sparky when..................................
Jeez, rather talk about knitting or topiary.
Did I tell you about the time I met Her Majesty
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