i'll start a new topic.a story... i post 1st, then everyone chip in to continue....

[Spoon]

...so went to London instead......

Cause he was an idiot..

 

[Squid]

Cause he was an idiot..

It was Rose not Russ and Spoon needs to book an appointment with Specsavers

 

[Spoon]

cause he had x-ray eyes.
pluck it out...pluck it out...

 

[pirate]

and went to the London speech therapist...
Q What seems to be the trouble?
A I can't say my "Fs or ths"

Oh well, can't say fairer than that, I suppose...

So off he went to Madman Two Sods

 

[telectrix]

where she met a bloke
who gave her a soak
on the thames river
by god did she shiver
drink pickled her liver
he would not deliver.
so she went off to dry out in Stoke.

 

[pirate]

Where she met a native Stoker
who was a stockbroker
and gave her some clues
on how not to lose
all her money when hanging round loos

 

[telectrix]

but then she got wise,
and made up her eyes
next toilet she went on a cycle
and met up with george michael
thee rest is all about on pies.

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

where upon she came across another strange man doing rude things to apple pies...

 

[pirate]

and doing it badly,
he wasn't, quite sadly,
big enough to sort out Stiffler's mom