Well, thats me off for Xmas!

[Paul.M]

Went out last night for a big family meal and a few drinks for xmas. Really good night until an indecent happen whilst walking to the taxi rank which ended up in a fight with a smack head tramp dressed in a santa suit! (yes you did read that correctly) He was begging for money and became aggressive towards my wife when she said she does not have any change. Shouting and swearing at her so I stepped in and he started throwing punches at me! He ended up on his arse and I woke up this morning with what I believe to be a fractured wrist. I bloody hate Christmas some times. Anyway I'm now off a couple of days early than planned. If my wrist still hurts tomorrow I'll go to the hospital for an x-ray, just dont want to be in a pot for weeks on end. Merry Christmas everyone. Here is a xmas tune to cheer me up lol.

Ho Ho ----ing Ho - Kevin Wilson - YouTube

 

[polo1]

That's a shame pal, hope the wrist is ok. Don't let it spoil the day!

 

[Plonker 3]

It's a good job you only one hand to hold a pint with. Hope it ain't too bad for you Paul.

 

[D Skelton]

Hopefully it wasn't your w.....g wrist!

Seriously though, hope it ain't broken pal! Get better soon

 

[Paul.M]

Hopefully it wasn't your w.....g wrist!

Seriously though, hope it ain't broken pal! Get better soon

Do you know how strange it feels wiping your arse with the left hand? I haven't tried a ---- yet. Erm, what channel is babestaion on again???

 

[Plonker 3]

Babe station when you have the internet?

 

[Paul.M]

Babe station when you have the internet?

"Her in doors" has put a parental lock on my laptop ffs

 

[Silly Sausage]

Now, why did I leave Leeds????

You might have coordination problems Paul!

 

[Plonker 3]

"Her in doors" has put a parental lock on my laptop ffs

if it is on your router, just tether wireless from your phone to your laptop, if it's on the laptop download a key logger. Or at least I have heard that works :50:

 

[Paul.M]

Now, why did I leave Leeds????

You might have coordination problems Paul!

Archy it is getting daft in the city center on a night out. Even people dressed as santa clause are throwing punches these days ffs. Ok this chap is homeless, has an addiction and dress up to get more money from begging, but you cant talk to people in the way he did at any time of the year. Any man worth his salt would have done the same or worst.

Just a bit peed off that I've cancelled my last job of the year and I cant do any call outs for a week at least because of him. At least my wife was safe, a small price to pay.

This time next year I might end up on one of those CCTV Cops programs, "Look what happens to santa when you've had too much smack"? It will be me kicking the little fooker in the chest and getting dragged off by 3 doormen pmsl.

Wife has been taking the mick out of me all day. "Shall I take down all the Christmas cards with a Santa Clause on them incase you punch them as well?" We have a stuffed Santa toy has one of the decorations in our house. She put it on my laptop and told my to "kiss and make up. Santa is a nice jolly man, not all of them start a fight." lol

Think I've got a phobia of Santa's now!

 

[Paul.M]

if it is on your router, just tether wireless from your phone to your laptop, if it's on the laptop download a key logger. Or at least I have heard that works :50:

Dilb I was joking. I just use next door neighbors WiFi and let him take the flack off his wife for the google history lol.

 

[thekingiam]

i don't think i have ever met any real homeless people, alot of scabs scrounging pretending to be homeless and maybe a few that have been kicked out for the night but luckily our local council provides free housing or bed sits or hotels for anyone ****ed enough.

 

[Guest111]

Fortunately I don't have the problems with idiots these days as I don't go out that much,however I once gave a bloke a right good hiding for insulting my mates bird in a pub,turned out he was the local hard man (or so he thought) obviously not as hard as a clinically depressed spark after a bad day at work.
get well soon Paul.

 

[timo1]

im just impressed ---- got through the swear filter

 

[Farmelectrics]

day time drinking only now like to be in bed by the time the bouncers come out lol

 

[Paul.M]

I'm going to stick to the smaller trendy bars where the regulars are a bit more mature and not still in puberty.

Wrist is a bit better today. I got one of those wrist supports to restrict movement and I've been resting it. Still cant pick up the kettle with my right hand, but at least I can now pick up a cup of coffee. Prepping the veg and carving the meat tomorrow will be interesting.

 

[overskilled]

I'm going to stick to the smaller trendy bars where the regulars are a bit more mature and not still in puberty.

Wrist is a bit better today. I got one of those wrist supports to restrict movement and I've been resting it. Still cant pick up the kettle with my right hand, but at least I can now pick up a cup of coffee. Prepping the veg and carving the meat tomorrow will be interesting.

There's a job for 'er indoors then - Darling my wrist is killing me...;-)

 

[Paul.M]

There's a job for 'er indoors then - Darling my wrist is killing me...;-)

Best is I dont need to ask her that. We have other means pmsl :rofl:

After ten years we still have a loving mirage. I know what she wants and she knows what I want lol.

Happy chapy here. Just hope she dont dress up in a Santa suit or it may bring back memories of the other night.

 

[overskilled]

Best is I dont need to ask her that. We have other means pmsl :rofl:

After ten years we still have a loving mirage. I know what she wants and she knows what I want lol.

Happy chapy here. Just hope she dont dress up in a Santa suit or it may bring back memories of the other night.

just needs the hat, and/or tinsel...the rest would just get in the way of the "xmas spirit"

 

[Paul.M]

I've just had an hour of Glnnsparks having a go at me on the forum and then another 20 mins on the phone. (we have kissed and made up lol). That has got my adrenalin going and I will use that on my wife tonight! I wont be thinking about Glenn though,,,,,, I'll be thinking f Hermione Granger from the last Harry Porter films lol.