Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other.. 'smells a bit fishy round here'.

Thats the only joke I know!
 
Specs comes from quite a large family, and at Christmas they all ended up staying over so the normal sleeping arrangements changed, Specs ended up sleeping in the same bed as his son.

In the middle of the night Specs woke up and said "Son I have woken up with the biggest erection that I have ever had, so it is only right that a go and give your mother a seeing to".

The Son say's " well Dad you will have to take me with you as you have my cock in your hand".....
 
Close...thats groß.

I couldn't do that squggly character at the end.(that's why I said sounds like
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I have german origins
Sorry to hear of your problem kate.I must admit i have never heard of the disease before now though
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i thought TB was his food processor


She is!!

She's a brilliant cook using nothing but twigs & bits of scrap wood for heat. Her Baked Hedgehog and Roadkill Risotto is to die for.

The half litre of Moonshine is the perfect accompaniment to it.

It's all good healthy Pikey scoff.
 
I couldn't do that squggly character at the end.(that's why I said sounds like
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I have german origins
Sorry to hear of your problem kate.I must admit i have never heard of the disease before now though
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I downloaded the german keypad just to do the ß....the y and z key swapped places and ive had to revert back lol

Ive lived in uk for so long im officially english. Dont even remember germany
 

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