advice wanted please

[telectrix]

makes a change from someone pretending to know it all but' just stuck for an answer' I don't mind helping these people who are just dizzy blondes, trouble is everyone else gets in there first. you can always refer her to the jokes thread, where she can spend her time laughing while you chaps sort out the problem. No, oh well.

with particular reference to the blind cowboy joke. heehee. :13:

 

[GLENNSPARK]

not me mate. it's this stupid laptop. touch the on board mouse while typing and it jumbles everything up.

its all in your mind Tel...

 

[specs]

its all in your mind Tel...

I think Debbie ' doodar' was in his mind, hence the fumbling fingers ,lol.

 

[Geordie Spark]

not me mate. it's this stupid laptop. touch the on board mouse while typing and it jumbles everything up.

Aye right ............ the bad worker always blames his tool.

 

[telectrix]

it's bloody true, i tell you. if my hand brushes over the on board mouse while typing, it shifts the cursor to a random point in previous typing and inserts the new bit in the wrong place.

 

[Geordie Spark]

it's bloody true, i tell you. if my hand brushes over the on board mouse while typing, it shifts the cursor to a random point in previous typing and inserts the new bit in the wrong place.

Tidyboiler has a similar problem with the mouse board on her lappy. If she brushes her hand over it, the font size gets bigger.

 

[tidyboiler]

Tidyboiler has a similar problem . If she brushes her hand over it, the size gets bigger.

I hate it when that happens!! :drool5:

 

[telectrix]

now, now, keep it clean.

 

[tidyboiler]

now, now, keep it clean.

Are you incinerating I'm being unclean Tel?

 

[Geordie Spark]

now, now, keep it clean.

The fact is, had she been born into a circus family, instead of a travelling fair family, she may have made a career as a snake charmer.

 

[tidyboiler]

The fact is, had she been born into a circus family, instead of a travelling fair family, she may have made a career as a snake charmer.

:ihih:
:ihih:

 

[Silly Sausage]

Tidyboiler has a similar problem with the mouse board on her lappy. If she brushes her hand over it, the font size gets bigger.

Hahaha...you can see why Viz was written by Geordies! :smilielol5:

 

[nickblake]

that one way of heating the pool , alot of the power supplies for exmas light effects are electronic rather than transformers so its probably just the PSu as has been said new PSU with the correct polarity and all could be well the tree may well sing in a higher key , i do when i get a higher voltage than expected

 

[debbiedoodar]

Hi all, just a quick update, the plug came and i set it to 6 volts as thts what was on the old plug and hey presto it worked like magic !! thank you all so much i am going to have a very happy christmas come december. and if your wondering what all the fuss was about,, heres what the little fella looks like when working .. Dancing Douglas Fir Christmas Tree - YouTube THANK YOU

 

[telectrix]

and we wonder why the yanks buggered up in vietnam.

 

[Silly Sausage]

and we wonder why the yanks buggered up in vietnam.

I find it frightening that the US is the biggest Superpower in the world! :38:

 

[Geordie Spark]

I find it frightening that the US is the biggest Superpower in the world! :38:

I find it unbelievable that they managed to land men on the moon and bring them back home safely.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Hahaha...you can see why Viz was written by Geordies! :smilielol5:

We have a certain gift ......................... or is it a curse?? :juggle2: