Chandelier (which has gone way off topic)

[Cirrus]

Re: Chandelier

Well, everyone else on this site has contributed so I may as well.

Can anyone offer me a job? I have a 48inch chest

You're just a pup Bane - 50 inch chest and 18's on ma guns

 

[London Luke]

Re: Chandelier

lol.....i know how bra sizes work, but thanks anyway.......

what sort of man are you ?

 

[millenniummel]

Re: Chandelier

what sort of man are you ?

A bra fitter in Marks and Sparks obviously!

M x

 

[Grae79]

lol....perfick way to meet women

 

[mdshunk]

Re: Chandelier

A bra fitter in Marks and Sparks obviously!

M x

I wonder why women need the help of a bra fitter at the fancy stores, anyhow? A man needs no help selecting his underclothes. I'm pretty sure if a man offered me help sizing my undershorts, he might get a black eye.

 

[montybaber]

Re: Chandelier

Monty - I think I can handle a fence, it isn't live with electricity. Do you want me to come over and give you a hand?

Mel x

i'll bake the cakes

 

[Bane]

50 inch chest cirrus?

According to Mel, you have some pretty impressive moobs (man -----).

18 inch arms? Bingo wings!

 

[London Luke]

No earth and solid concrete ceilings !

Must remind myself to take a shotgun next time i drive near "Tooting"
Lets say its "different " !!

 

[jimes]

didnt turn out to have anything hanging down that shoudnt have been then?!

 

[London Luke]

No !!!!!

 

[millenniummel]

Luke - Thank you so much! Same we had to abort the mission but I am so very grateful to you for popping over. Oh and if you thought Tooting was bad, thank goodness I didn't send you through Streatham, even I get scared there. Honestly Tooting is all bark and no bite. We even used to have a marks and sparks, no male bra fitters though.

Thanks also for verifying that I am indeed female.

Muchos Grazias

Mel x

 

[London Luke]

Luke - Thank you so much! Same we had to abort the mission but I am so very grateful to you for popping over. Oh and if you thought Tooting was bad, thank goodness I didn't send you through Streatham, even I get scared there. Honestly Tooting is all bark and no bite. We even used to have a marks and sparks, no male bra fitters though.

Thanks also for verifying that I am indeed female.

Muchos Grazias

Mel x

It is my opinion that you are female> i tested nothing else in your flat other than the light fitting !


what happend to my cake ?

 

[Cirrus]

50 inch chest cirrus?

According to Mel, you have some pretty impressive moobs (man -----).

18 inch arms? Bingo wings!

Oi cheeky - no bingo wings - just years of roid abuse!

 

[millenniummel]

Luke...you turned off the electricity, thus no tea so I didn't really have an intro to the cake conversation and you were rushing off to wine and dine your other woman! The cake was in the living room, I do believe that my flatmate has attempted eating it and now it is stale. Do you want me to post you some stale crumbs?

I did think you were cute btw, the date; had it been on offer would have been accepted.

I've moved on quickly now
and this new boy kissed me tonight. Not like a full kiss, just a little one on the lips and he said I was hot and arrrrrrrrrrrgh, not again..........I'm the worst.

Over and out

Mel x

 

[London Luke]

Luke...you turned off the electricity, thus no tea so I didn't really have an intro to the cake conversation and you were rushing off to wine and dine your other woman! The cake was in the living room, I do believe that my flatmate has attempted eating it and now it is stale. Do you want me to post you some stale crumbs?

I did think you were cute btw, the date; had it been on offer would have been accepted.

I've moved on quickly now
and this new boy kissed me tonight. Not like a full kiss, just a little one on the lips and he said I was hot and arrrrrrrrrrrgh, not again..........I'm the worst.

Over and out

Mel x

No...... i turned the lighting circuit off not the ring mains !! I did explain.

"Cute "???? bloody hell lady , I am 45 nearly 46 years old !

 

[millenniummel]

Oh the lighting bit, hmm I see, this is why I should really play with electrics. So I could have used the kettle after all?

And no way, if I was guessing an age for you I would totally have guessed you were in your thirties. Well ok then, you are handsome, better?

Mel x

 

[London Luke]

Luke drives the others on site, mad today singing "I've still got it..I've still got it" !!

Mel: From a very early start in life i learnt NEVER to get "involved" at work etc.
Sure i have had a few "obvious Interests" but i just ignore them as i cannot afford any problems. Ive seen guys get into some real heavy crap over some lady flirting or even going the whole way etc and for me i just think i am above those games.

Also i am a real one lady guy. when i like someone i NEVER ever cheat.


Luke "pure class " !!

 

[millenniummel]

Well Luke, If only I was lucky enough to bump into more guys like you. I agree about not getting involved with anyone at work (says the girl who kissed someone from her work party last night), unless you really like them and forsee a future in it (fingers crossed).

And Luke I wouldn't have even tried to lead you astray, what you witnessed was not flirting. I hope your lady really appreciates you.

Mel x

 

[Cirrus]

Also i am a real one lady guy. when i like someone i NEVER ever cheat.

Yeah ok
Take it from a time served doorman that one day you most probably will when you are least expecting it. Trus me - temptation eventually will get you in her claws

 

[London Luke]

Yeah ok
Take it from a time served doorman that one day you most probably will when you are least expecting it. Trus me - temptation eventually will get you in her claws

Take it from a man that has owned a business in Bangkok and manila !! ( And I am a cute and good looking guy !!)

Ive done the "rock and Roll" life style ( Jacuzzi with 3 girls and bottles of Grey Goose etc) One of my ex and I had 10 years together and it never once occurred to me to cheat. 3. years with my ex wife and same again.

I find i prefer a better quality of lady than one that accepts a bag of chips for a "knee tremble" on a friday night !!

But when i am single......... thats a whole different ball game

Mel , you where out of luck anyway, I got "yellow fever' ( i date oriental girls)