Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[static zap]

Do remember buying then locally ,
a special rule "Not to wash them" , apparently keeps some natural film in tact . 30 day ish !
( Why they don't keep so well other side of pond ...)
--Everything is an internet conspiracy these days--
Chlorinated water -Not chucks ...

 

[Baddegg]

words words words

 

[telectrix]

wife: "do these jeans make my arse look fat?"

hsband " no, it's what you suff in your gob that makes your arse look fat"

 

[Midwest]

See a rush for this product. Order early to beat the panic buying.

 

[littlespark]

I think the governments oncoming status of “Test, Isolate, Trace Scheme” has a problem already with mnemonics.

 

[telectrix]

it can run in parallel with the NHS new "Fast Action Response Team"
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or " Survivors Help Immunity Testing"

 

[Mike Johnson]

So very French.

 

[telectrix]

that was an EU ruling.... like cheddar cheese must be made in cheddar, cornish pasties must be made in cornwall. we're out now, so

to the bloody EU.

 

[littlespark]

Brussels can keep their sprouts, and the french can keep their bread.
The Irish can keep their stew, and their cream liqueur.... actually, no ... give it here.

 

[Mike Johnson]

French bread is designed to take the roof of your mouth off if it's over two hours old.