Mattja are you saying the DNO left you tails on the consumer side and these are too short?
Well either them or whoever fitted the old CU, the tails just don't have enough slack in them to be brought in straight from the top of the CU. And I cannot relocate the CU to a lower position because the gas meter is in the way, not to mention the majority of the cables going out the back straight into a cavity wall and then upwards, so even if there was space for the CU lower down it would mean either running a load of new cables up through the wall or making a pigs mess of connectors and then sealing up a big hole in the cavity over them (basically either a mess or making the job too big, the idea having been to just improve the earthing).
Hence why I want to put an RCD in a smaller enclosure, there's just room for that lower down without getting too close to the gas, so I can simultaneously get the whole system on a time delayed RCD and extend the tails.
Thanks for the component suggestions, I spent a while looking around and matched up a suitable 4 module wylex enclosure (coming with a main switch a 2 modules free) with one of their time delayed 2-pole RCDs (had to get them from separate places but that's how the hunt goes I guess). A little more cost than I wanted, but now they've got an isolator switch (other then using the RCD for that) too.
Thinking I'll connect this enclosure straight to the MET with the same 10mm^2 I used for the water & gas bonding, so if the line somehow ever did fault to the enclosure at least it won't all go through whoever touches it!