This is True:
I worked at Windsor Safari Park, many years ago (it no longer exists, I think a legover land now)
Winnie, the killer whale was showing off, in fact it was going ape**** trying to kill me when I worked close to the tank, not kidding it was going mad trying to hit me with its tail fin...
Anyhow the park was owned by Trident Television at the time, they sent a big time charlie down an 'electrical engineer'...when he arrived he called for me, asked what have I done?
Err nothing I said
He then poked a neon screwdriver in the pool (this is absolutely true) and said I have made the pool 'live' ...I watched sure enough the neon lit, he said how/ what have I done...I thought I was on game for a laugh, and played along for a bit. Then I realised this guy was serious, soon as I realised I suggested he go back to college for a revision course. He got pretty mad when I said that, I then decided to insult him further cos he was now really annoying me, he basically had the iq of a kit-kat but he was high up in electronic field for Trident....anyhow I got sacked for ridiculing him.
It turned out, when they got a real expert in from some marine biologist place, it was the noise from hammer drills driving the whale nuts, not 'live water'