Things an Electrician would never say

[Phil]

btw will someone hold it up while i change the consumer unit

 

[Burnt Fingers]

I know - its a long, hard to spell name, and i appreciate he didn't have any certificates with him. Of course I will sign one for you.




methinks Fingers had a bad experience today? lol

 

[Wiredspark]

Eenie meenie minenie mo
in which live terminal does this go
if in doubt, get the long noses out,
jam it in and watch it blow.

 

[Kamikaze]

Oh dear, bang goes that theory! Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

 

[Kamikaze]

Did you know madam, banging your head against a head board uses 150 calories an hour.

 

[telectrix]

I can't get a good fixing on the drywall for your shower, Madam, but never mind, the 10mm cable and the 15mm water pipe will hold it.

 

[Kamikaze]

Oh look, the 'Intel Inside' sticker is starting to peel off your switch.

 

[gutterball]

i just love working in students accommodation the rooms are so clean and tidy

 

[telectrix]

i just love working in students accommodation the rooms are so clean and tidy

you need to hire a JCB and a skip to tidy your work area. and that's before you start. anyway, students should not have the benefit of electricity. they're dangerous enough with fire extinguishers

 

[nickblake]

i just love working in students accommodation the rooms are so clean and tidy

At least you dont have to move the stinking smelly rubbish as it will move its self