Things an Electrician would never say

[Deleted member 9648]

Large PAT testing companies do a really thorough job,they are the most professional and conciencious people I know......

 

[jeremy]

I don't need to think about BS7671 or good practice when doing this install because the designer knows so much more than me and always checks his drawings !

 

[johnboy6083]

qualifications? wll, ive got a degree in biology, then decided to become a sparks, and had to do a course thing, that i just kept retaking till i passed. it was good practice, and practice makes perfect.right so where is your fuse thingy?

 

[Strickers]

I've spent years studing to be an electrician of course my quotation is well over the top and im prepared to work for some peanuts and a brass button.

 

[Dan]

Here, stand in this half full bath and grab this cable for me while I turn it on at the mains to see if it's working, Cheers.

 

[Burnt Fingers]

qualifications? wll, ive got a degree in biology, then decided to become a sparks, and had to do a course thing, that i just kept retaking till i passed. it was good practice, and practice makes perfect.right so where is your fuse thingy?

I actually do have a degree in Biology

 

[ukpablo]

i know its only a couple of wires, ur right, it cant be that difficult eh!.........i will show u what to do and lets say u owe me a beer..................im sure my mortgage will pay itself!...........thats what im here for!

 

[bobby101]

bats in the attic u say, hmm, rats under the floors u say hmmmm, walls got dryrot hmmmmm u want WHAT!!!....... a rewire.............. naw u want a flaming big bulldozer .... u still want a price yeahh goto morrisons they have lots bye......................

 

[ukpablo]

450 pound per yr for part p is reasonable.....................i mean i have been jumping through hoops to become an electrician for yrs now so one more is in my eyes is as we all think, not an issue!
I just wish we had to do it every 3 months....................i mean what is competance................not putting ur finger through the paper when wiping!?

lets just say.........who checks the checkers!

 

[Deleted member 9648]

........Well if you really want a point there Sir I'm sure we can find a way, I'll have a look.............................................................................................................Well I've no doubt that the best solution is a legnth of mini trunking up your back passage Sir, how does that sound?

 

[alarm man]

who put that pipe there!

 

[ukpablo]

i love crawling around in loft insulation...................and big hairy spiders that have not seen the light of day before!

 

[martysparky]

of course I don't mind working live so you can keep your fridge on whilst I'm in the loft sweating like a dripping pig installing sockets.

 

[martysparky]

that socket point above your sink in your new kitchen is fine as its been there years and been changed like for like by the kitchen fitter. listen to the chippy he knows best its fine love, just be careful when you wash your hands.

 

[Ponty Massive]

Yes your fridge has been working fine for the last 10 years....I decided to give it an earth fault when I installed an RCD for you!