Things an Electrician would never say

[cogsey133]

of course i know what i am doing ......i am a plumber after all!

 

[Shropshire]

Socket there Sir? With out chasing or touching the fabric of the building? Yeah I'll just get my Bluetooth sockets of the van.

 

[Kamikaze]

OK, leave this to me, I'm an electrician. I'm not registered but if you close your eyes and don't see me, it won't be illegal!

 

[lobsterbob]

Well if your neighbour says so - it must be true.

 

[findasparky]

New game in the style off mock of the week. Things that an electrician would never say to a customer, gaffer or other tradesmen/person.

Let's start with.......

Yes Mrs customer, I always use B&Q for all my equipment and tools. Very good quality, staff give the best advice and always know what their on about.

(I'm sure you lot can do better)

The best way to become a qualified Sparky is down the 'Fast-Track' route

 

[Kamikaze]

Keep the noise down will yer, I can hardly hear the electricity talking.

 

[abbi normal]

NICEIC membership .... bargain ..... Id willingly pay double

 

[telectrix]

you already are.. paying double what it's worth.

 

[Guitarist]

I don't charge for callouts...My van runs on L O V E

 

[telectrix]

i was going to convert the van to bio diesel, but the bull**** that customers come out with will do instead.