Work Site Pranks?

[Paul.M]

Working away atm and shacked up with another sparky (Mr J). For the passed two weeks we have spent every waking & working hour together, got to know him a bit,,,,, he has an eye for the ladies!


In the pub having a meal and a waitress caught his eye and he fell in love with her straight away!!! He could not take his eyes off her and would not stop talking about what he would like to do with her! Now the wind up starts?????


I went over to the bar and spoke to her, told her that I'm setting up my mate. Got a bit of paper, wrote down a random name of Amy AND PUT MY WIFES PHONE NUMBER ON IT!!!!!! Passed it to Mr J, he was over the moon and full of joy "How the ---- did you do that?" .... "Just class mate :wacko:"

He then sent a text message introducing himself!!!! I have not even told Mrs M about this yet!!!!!! Quickly went for a cig and called her. She has a great sense of humor and played along.... Well the night and the texts went on for the next 3 hours with him getting more and more aroused and more drawn into the prank. Thought he had a ticket to the "Golden Triangle" when all the time he was texting my wife :rofl: (she forwarded me all the texts, fooking hilarious whilst in the same time scale).

"Amy" arranged to have a night off next week so they could go out for the night and he asked if I could bunk up with someone else for that night :rofl: (Mr J is creaming his pants at this point lol).

We had to stop it before he got too far into it so at midnight (or some time after???) I whipped out my phone and showed him ALL the texts he was sending and receiving..... His face was a picture and he almost punched me! Mr J, you have just been sending sex text messages to my wife you fool!!


He will get his own back in time, but it better be good.

What pranks have you played on others, this is in the Arms so go for it.

 

[andyb]

Glad you called a halt to it Paul,
Your wife's phone going off all the time was keeping me awake at night. :rofl:

Good prank by the way.

 

[Paul.M]

Glad you called a halt to it Paul,
Your wife's phone going off all the time was keeping me awake at night. :rofl:

Good prank by the way.

.... and the amount of times I've told her to put her ringtone to mute whilst in bed while I'm working away!

 

[Kamikaze]

Got the phone number out of one of the newspapers for one of those sex chat lines. Then told the apprentice to text another apprentice the number with the message “Can you ring me back on this number”. Then quickly made him switch his phone off. After four minutes of listening to some Welsh tart talking dirty to him, the penny finally dropped that he had been setup. Only cost him £20 that lesson….lol.

 

[R G]

I worked in London a few years ago with a couple of other guys , I had a look in a phone box near Kings Cross station and found some nice business cards of young ladies , I got a few and put them in the guys coat pockets , for them to take back home ,

 

[Pete999]

Naughty boy

 

[Leesparkykent]

I worked in London a few years ago with a couple of other guys , I had a look in a phone box near Kings Cross station and found some nice business cards of young ladies , I got a few and put them in the guys coat pockets , for them to take back home ,

HAHA. When I was an apprentice working away with my Gaffer he pulled on the 1st night and ended up staying with her all week whilst we was away...Any way as it turned out when she packed his bag for him on the Friday she slipped in a bit of paper with her number etc on it. None of the wiser he got home and handed his misses the bag for washing.......Obviously she found the bit of paper and he blamed it on me saying it was a joke. I turned up Monday at his house for work to be met by a tirade of a abuse from his misses......Obviously I done the right thing, styled it out and took it on the chin. She hated me after that though lol.

 

[ruston]

Not working away , and I was not there.
One of the lads from the site was having his bachelor night . the lads thought it would be funny to hold him down and put a love bite on his neck.
Next day when the bride joins him at the aisle , she sees it , throws a fit and runs out of the church.
There was hell on , he had to get the lads to swear to her that they had done it . The wedding had to be rebooked , and his mates were not invited.

 

[Barry White]

I had a cctv camera go down on my home system so replaced it. Then the evil penny clicked in my head. so :---
I took it to work and fitted it in workshop fitting an led in the junction box next to it. Then made up a fake work sheet from a local cctv supplier signed it Carl Amera (camera) leaving the new box about too.
Well it caused havoc "we are not working under those conditions ,human rights etc" One of them took a picture of the workshop and put it in front of the camera.
My boss was in on this and give me regular updated via text had me giggling like a girl all day.

The night shift eventually followered the cat 5e cable to find a note on the end saying "you have been framed"