Bedroom Switch Position

[Badged01]

... hang-on they sort of get that anyway! Think they term it as digs :tounge_smile:

 

[Zebra Stripe]

so a sort of teloscopic attachment with pictures of slightly naked women wouldnt cut the mustard? Hey what if the mid section vibrated at 50hz and the contractor was ocassionally shocked via a stactic charge build up.

 

[Geordie Spark]

but then the light would come on every time you farted.

Maybe every time YOU farted!

 

[Chrisuk]

My bad meant ceiling, no idea why I wrote roof!

 

[moospark]

But what would make money is a way for alcohol and sex on the job! Now there you could be onto a big money spinner .....

Council work is scarce these days.

 

[Zebra Stripe]

roof.....woof......ruth.........cieling .........dion.....celine dion..your obviously gay but dont realise yet..dont worry just join the tory party for some fun times you'll be fine your from leeds..

 

[Chrisuk]

roof.....woof......ruth.........cieling .........dion.....celine dion..your obviously gay but dont realise yet..dont worry just join the tory party for some fun times you'll be fine your from leeds..

F@ck knows how your mind works zebra!!!

 

[telectrix]

what do you expect from a horse walking round all day in pyjamas?