Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Andy78]

rump steak and chips.
sirloin steak and chips.
rib-eye steak and chips.

mince when i ain't got any teeth left.

No steak tartare then ?

 

[David Prosser]

What's wrong with mince? It's very versatile (cottage pie, stews, casseroles, burgers, meatballs, bolognese etc etc). And if you get it from a decent butchers its decent meat.

Nothing wrong with mince meat cooked well in the methods you described (not sure about stew, I like large chunks) but if your only cutting yourself a single portion of frozen meat then that suggest to me your just eating mince.
And like I said if I lived on my own I could afford something much more fancy for my dinner, as it is I get to enjoy a lot of it.

 

[Vortigern]

I'm sure you have heard of this but for those who have not. I am opening a new service. For £2.5k I will bring my emergency covid team to your house and remove you to your girlfriend/boyfriend for two weeks and return you home after. PM me for payment details.
Gotta be inventive in difficult times!
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Actually if anyone does PM me I will name and shame them.

 

[telectrix]

No steak tartare then ?

what's tartare. is it like tartar sauce?if so. i'll pass on it. like mayonaisse, i call it donkey snot.

 

[Andy78]

what's tartare. is it like tartar sauce?if so. i'll pass on it. like mayonaisse, i call it donkey snot.

It's hand minced steak seasoned, mixed with gherkins, capers, and shallots, and served raw with a raw egg yolk.
Et voila !

 

[DPG]

It's hand minced steak seasoned, mixed with gherkins, capers, and shallots, and served raw with a raw egg yolk.
Et voila !

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Jeez that sounds horrible!

 

[telectrix]

It's hand minced steak seasoned, mixed with gherkins, capers, and shallots, and served raw with a raw egg yolk.
Et voila !

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yuk. that looks like corona virus with a big zit.

 

[Andy78]

Jeez that sounds horrible!

Doesn't it just ?
I'll eat my fair share of "iffy" stuff but wouldn't fancy tackling one of these anytime soon.

 

[David Prosser]

Taste great if you order an expensive steak version, bloody disgusting if you ever accidentally order the horse flavour !

 

[telectrix]

hand washing fad.

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face masks for the deaf and hearing impaired.

 

[westward10]

I'm set-up for a couple of days had three boxes of wine, 18 bottles delivered this morning. Not sure what's going to happen Friday

 

[littlespark]

Just got this and thought I’d share. A follow on to the idiots still not distancing themselves.

“The spread of Covid19 is based on two main factors.
1: The density of the population.
2: The density of the population.”

 

[pirate]

Just to put the record straight...
I do live alone
I can afford to eat whatever I like
I like mince!
Just because i carved a single portion doesn't mean that's all I had to eat.
I like mince.
I like fish
I like pasta
I like rice
I like game/poultry
I LOVE pies!
I just happen to like mince, too...in various guises.
One of my favourite foods is smoked halibut, which is far more expensive than smoked salmon, which itself, is a breakfast dish to be served with scrambled eggs, or hollandaise, or eggs royale or eggs benedict or as bradan rost in puff pastry...and Cava - go on, start your day the right way!
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Bradan rost in pastry, smoked halibut, prawns and lime and chilli mayo...

I also like mince!

Standard smoked salmon from the supermarket, in its natural setting:

conforms to Part Pee...

 

[Baddegg]

Just to put the record straight...
I do live alone
I can afford to eat whatever I like
I like mince!
Just because i carved a single portion doesn't mean that's all I had to eat.
I like mince.
I like fish
I like pasta
I like rice
I like game/poultry
I LOVE pies!
I just happen to like mince, too...in various guises.
One of my favourite foods is smoked halibut, which is far more expensive than smoked salmon, which itself, is a breakfast dish to be served with scrambled eggs, or hollandaise, or eggs royale or eggs benedict or as bradan rost in puff pastry...and Cava - go on, start your day the right way!
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Bradan rost in pastry, smoked halibut, prawns and lime and chilli mayo...

I also like mince!

Standard smoked salmon from the supermarket, in its natural setting:
View attachment 57151
conforms to Part Pee...

Have you ever tried mince @pirate?

 

[pirate]

Mince?
Let me see...

Hmm...


YES! YES! I have...and it's lovely!
Just wait til i tell you all the different ways you can have mince!
Oh...
belay that...
it would be boring to list all the things you can cook with that poor-man's food

 

[FatAlan]

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There not sure what they're posts are actually saying their.

(can't be bothered missusing the your and Wear...)

All depends on weather your interested or not ?

 

[littlespark]

All depends on weather your interested or not ?

Or knot?? (Tied) or knot (nautical mile)

 

[static zap]

This week's nautical discovery.
( Capt Kirk -- Ship faced - on Klingon booze )

Or knot?? (Tied) or knot (nautical mile)

 

[OnlQQker]

Day 15 of isolation

 

[NDG Elecs]

True electrician ----....
?

 

[David Prosser]

Just to put the record straight...
I do live alone
I can afford to eat whatever I like
I like mince!
Just because i carved a single portion doesn't mean that's all I had to eat.
I like mince.
I like fish
I like pasta
I like rice
I like game/poultry
I LOVE pies!
I just happen to like mince, too...in various guises.
One of my favourite foods is smoked halibut, which is far more expensive than smoked salmon, which itself, is a breakfast dish to be served with scrambled eggs, or hollandaise, or eggs royale or eggs benedict or as bradan rost in puff pastry...and Cava - go on, start your day the right way!
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Bradan rost in pastry, smoked halibut, prawns and lime and chilli mayo...

I also like mince!

Standard smoked salmon from the supermarket, in its natural setting:
View attachment 57151
conforms to Part Pee...

FFS just say what you mean and stop mincing your words !

 

[R-fur]

@static zap
Is that ships log getting married it says its bridal

 

[Julie.]

True electrician ----....
?

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Sorry, that's too mature for me, I much prefer the younger stuff - of legal age now

 

[littlespark]

Always wear a sheath.... even if it is green and yellow

 

[OnlQQker]

A few updates regarding the virus

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Sorry, that's too mature for me, I much prefer the younger stuff - of legal age now

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Looks like some form of bondage

 

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[Midwest]

Cooking smoked brisket today. Hope it comes out ok, last few have been a bit dry.

Got the brisket from a local butchers, not the normal supermarket purchase. Her indoors won’t let me go there, with the crisis.

So got the local butchers to delivery instead. Apparently they are doing a roaring trade at the mo.

 

[static zap]

Big brother has access , some footage before bothering -- Webcams !

not the normal supermarket purchase.

--Plenty of gossip of long ques -- restricted shop occupancy --Just ask her indoors ...
( or ring a local gossip !)

 

[DPG]

Big brother has access , some footage before bothering -- Webcams !

--Plenty of gossip of long ques -- restricted shop occupancy --Just ask her indoors ...
( or ring a local gossip !)

I've had about 7 pints tonight and I still don't understand that. But i don't care anyway

 

[Baddegg]

I've had about 7 pints tonight and I still don't understand that. But i don't care anyway

Can you imagine a buzz-static hibred post ?

 

[ferg]

Can you imagine a buzz-static hibred post ?

Hibred?

Is that a Buzzism?

 

[littlespark]

Hibred? Hybread?

maybe inbred?

 

[ferg]

Maybe it's a kind of baking where you get the white powders mixed up.

 

[telectrix]

Maybe it's a kind of baking where you get the white powders mixed up.

them white powders get up your nose.

 

[ipf]

Sorry, that's too mature for me, I much prefer the younger stuff - of legal age now

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Just wondering. A couple of 10mm/6 lugs in the background. Were you thinking of using a bit of imagination and getting those involved.....somewhere?

 

[Julie.]

Just wondering. A couple of 10mm/6 lugs in the background. Were you thinking of using a bit of imagination and getting those involved.....somewhere?

Covering up the name on the book, nearest things to hand!

 

[Mike Johnson]

Still the most apt thing I'v seen

 

[static zap]

Add a 2 scale rolling pin ..

A couple of 10mm/6 lugs in the background

And we are back to the Wheel barrow as a mode of transport !
.. All this flour and baking , has modified my brain ..
(or is it the out of date Jam at the back of the cupboard)

 

[Midwest]

Cooking smoked brisket today. Hope it comes out ok, last few have been a bit dry.

Came out dry AGAIN. Still it'll make a bice big chilli.

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Martiv]

It's not that bad.View attachment 56551

So the first pic showed a calippo... Id hate to think what ur doing in ur garden... That shaddow looks.... Haha i cant see any plant pot that shape ??

 

[frank_91]

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Nice one

 

[Mike Johnson]

I am now officially in panic mode:

 

[Baddegg]

I am now officially in panic mode:

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Yeah I’d never invite Magneto round again if he did that to my coat rack!

 

[OnlQQker]

? All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, the Chinese ate them all ?

 

[Mike Johnson]

It's better purposed as a coat rack at the moment.

 

[FatAlan]

Just seen Dyson’s attempt at a resuscitation device!

 

[telectrix]

Just seen Dyson’s attempt at a resuscitation device!

is it bagless and might just last out it's warranty?

 

[FatAlan]

is it bagless and might just last out it's warranty?

You can make your own mind up about the bags?