Things an Electrician would never say

[Phil]

there is nowt wrong with that rubber cable it`s good for another 20 years

 

[Phil]

course i am gonna test it, if it does not go bang it`s fine

 

[Kamikaze]

No coffee for me, thanks. I'll just have wine.

 

[Paul.M]

i prefer the plasterers forum

Of course we do all the plaster remedial work free of charge. Well Phil7677 dose it, he loves it more than electrics.

 

[Kamikaze]

Yes, Siree. I taught myself all the fancy electriciany I need to know.

 

[Kamikaze]

Having been on ten previous electrical missions, I bring a wealth of experience to the art of electrocution.

 

[Kamikaze]

And now I'm going to test your sphincter control, and practise my knife throwing act at the same time.

 

[Phil]

Of course we do all the plaster remedial work free of charge. Well Phil7677 dose it, he loves it more than electrics.

i guess you have not seen my plastering then? i would have to do it free of charge, and then they might want compo

 

[Paul.M]

What do you mean madam, my plaster work looks nothing like 1970's artexing

 

[Kamikaze]

Now madam, look at the shiny shiny!

 

[scotsparky]

Yes mate your smoke wrapper is fine instead of fusewire and if that fails use a screw no worries.

 

[Paul.M]

Yes mate your smoke wrapper is fine instead of fusewire and if that fails use a screw no worries.

No scotsparky your wrong. Just use a hair clip, that will do . I'm sure it says it fine in a b&q leaflet :S

 

[jordachus]

nah ... you don`t need a rewire , even if you have green grease pooring from those oxydised copper conductors..should last you another few months

 

[Paul.M]

Massive thank-you to all that have posted on this thread. Just hit 3000 views from a relatively new comer. I'm happy that you have enjoyed and hope it continues. Have fun kids and always play nicely. More threads to come, watch this space

 

[Wiredspark]

and last but not least madam..... (drum roll) a free fire extinguisher with every job