You can't polish a xxxx

[Octopus]

Sitting here doing an estimate.

Flat in not so nice area, and this is the spec for the average sized living room:

6 x downlights
6 x wall lights
4 x low level recessed lights
1 x 3G switch inc 1 x dimmer

I suspect this is being done up as a rental so I would suggest:

1 x pendent
1 x on/off switch!

How daft....

 

[Kenkota]

Maybe their trying to rent out to the B Movie industry.

 

[ferg]

I know Murdoch. It really does get on my nerves when landlords try and make properties pleasant to look at and live in.

Next thing will be to paint it something other than magnolia!!! fools.

 

[Octopus]

My advice to landlords is keep it simple.......... less to spend doing it, less to go wrong ..........less hassle

 

[KEV 1 N]

I know Murdoch. It really does get on my nerves when landlords try and make properties pleasant to look at and live in.

Next thing will be to paint it something other than magnolia!!! fools.

......nowt wrong with magnolia

 

[davesparks]

My advice to landlords is keep it simple.......... less to spend doing it, less to go wrong ..........less hassle

As a tenant I completely agree, the less nice they make the property then the less rent they'll get away with charging.

 

[The Ghost]

Could be a place for liaisons with the fairer sex.