Lovely job on sunday morning

[GLENNSPARK]

well all i`m doing today is looking through the cashconverters website...and ebay.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

if i catch them that did it i`m going to smash all the joints in their hands/fingers with a claw hammer i have in the first fix bag.

 

[topquark]

if i catch them that did it i`m going to smash all the joints in their hands/fingers with a claw hammer i have in the first fix bag.

... and for second fix?

 

[bigbaddave]

Just got a couple of light fittings to take down for my parents, although payment will be in the form of a Sunday dinner cooked by my mum.

If its anything like my mums will be worth a hell of a lot more than the poxy £40 id get for changing a light fitting...

 

[Plonker 3]

if i catch them that did it i`m going to smash all the joints in their hands/fingers with a claw hammer i have in the first fix bag.

I hope you use the claw side of the hammer and not the flat head side.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

I hope you use the claw side of the hammer and not the flat head side.

no...flat side....as i want to shatter the knuckles....they wont heal properly so they will have a perminant disability..

and if they go near my van again then i`l make a few calls....

 

[Plonker 3]

That was my point use the end of the claw on the knuckle, make um squeal.

 

[R G]

Speaking about you tube
that earth rod thing recently was hilarious and the comments as we'll below it ....

 

[tidyboiler]

A tory MP was found dead like that once, can't recall his name now but he was also hanging from a light at the time, apparently he tried to take it to the point where pleasure is at it's maximum for that kind of weirdo, he didn't make it though, he died with an orange in his mouth wearing stockings and suspenders and had a cucumber in his knickers.

Yep, quite a few people have come unstuck with the pleasure/pain/almost dying theory, and as trev said... Michael Hutchence was one who springs to mind. I seem to remember the weirdo politicians used to frequent Hampstead Heath.

 

[Guest77]

Yep, quite a few people have come unstuck with the pleasure/pain/almost dying theory, and as trev said... Michael Hutchence was one who springs to mind. I seem to remember the weirdo politicians used to frequent Hampstead Heath.

Oh yeah I forgot Hutchence, very strange, did he have womens clothes on as well? these famous people cannot live normal lives

 

[tidyboiler]

Oh yeah I forgot Hutchence, very strange, did he have womens clothes on as well? these famous people cannot live normal lives

Yes he had ladies knickers on I think.!!! :devilish:

 

[Guest77]

whats worrying is the amount of gay and weird famous people, if you work out the percentages 70% of this forum isn't normal, I am IMO, so who isn't lmfao haha

 

[Plonker 3]

Yes he had ladies knickers on I think.!!! :devilish:

You make it sound like its strange that he should have them on

 

[tidyboiler]

You make it sound like its strange that he should have them on

Doesn't make you a bad person Dill!!! Be happy.............. you are amongst friends! :19:

 

[tidyboiler]

whats worrying is the amount of gay and weird famous people, if you work out the percentages 70% of this forum isn't normal, I am IMO, so who isn't lmfao haha

I'm definitely not!!!!!

 

[Plonker 3]

What I meant to say was mine got mixed up in the wash, but then I realised I live on my own.

 

[topquark]

whats worrying is the amount of gay and weird famous people, if you work out the percentages 70% of this forum isn't normal, I am IMO, so who isn't lmfao haha

Well if you're normal, I'm not, ta daa

 

[tidyboiler]

What I meant to say was mine got mixed up in the wash, but then I realised I live on my own.

Haha.............. I won't even ask!!

 

[trev]

whats worrying is the amount of gay and weird famous people.

Why worry? If it doesn't affect me directly I don't really care what 2 consenting adults do with each other. Wierdness adds colour to what would otherwise be dull.
Lady Gaga for example, I think she's a very talented woman but without the absolute insanity she'd be just another singer songwriter

 

[Plonker 3]

Haha.............. I won't even ask!!

I keep hearing ring my neighbours say them bloody foxes have had them away again :smug2:

 

[tidyboiler]

I keep hearing ring my neighbours say them bloody foxes have had them away again :smug2:

You should run out into the garden yelling "bloody kids, leave the washing alone".............. kinda covers you for every eventualities!

 

[GMES]

I can honestly say that I am far from normal and am proud of it!
But must state I don't wear womens knickers , don't shove fruit in my mouth unless it is part of my 5 a day!

 

[Plonker 3]

You should run out into the garden yelling "bloody kids, leave the washing alone".............. kinda covers you for every eventualities!

You talking from experience?

 

[tidyboiler]

You talking from experience?

Of course!!!! :dita:

 

[jaypp]

no...flat side....as i want to shatter the knuckles....they wont heal properly so they will have a perminant disability..

and if they go near my van again then i`l make a few calls....

Before you do that, I've heard that repeated blows to different soft tissue areas can be quite effective for educating thieves.

 

[telectrix]

I enjoy sunday afternoons on Utube, check this out

How to change a cooker switch - YouTube

and here's me wasting good 6mm cable when i could have used 2.5mm all along. bugger.

 

[R G]

and here's me wasting good 6mm cable when i could have used 2.5mm all along. bugger.

I am now going to sell off my 6mm T&E as its not needed anymore and will not bother doubling over any wires in future , What a laugh ...