Lovely job on sunday morning

[topquark]

The cheap beer doesn't start until 2, I'll hang fire for now. Then I’ll put some serious work in to enjoying myself.

Cheap beer, £3.30 a pint (GK IPA) yesterday afternoon! Didn't stop us havin' a few though, topped off with the obligatory curry and cobras!

 

[shanky887614]

And do you still have both of your testicles in a fully operational condition?
I don't think I'd get away with that

Tell her the reason woman are smaller is because evolution has made it easier for them to service a man xD

No teeth left after I bet

 

[GMES]

Finished it actually.

Got there for 7:30 and finished around 11. Takes about 20mins or so to get home from there

In that case I apologise for my comment in #15.
Now get a beer down ya

 

[GMES]

And do you still have both of your testicles in a fully operational condition?
I don't think I'd get away with that

Yes mate because her reward is to to massage them for doing her chores on time :sifone:

 

[trev]

Well, I have a beef curry chugging away in the slow cooker. The Sunday lunch joint of beef has been cooked very slowly last night, the roasties are going in the oven in about 8 minutes.
So my Sunday is going pretty damned well up to now.
Oh, I forgot, I just opened a beer too.
Jobs a goodun

 

[shanky887614]

Work? Sunday? Are you mad?

Although in Dilb’s case it’s understandable.

Im trying to finish portfolio to be honest with out cheating or simulating things, im doing very well do far if I can find my last progress report ill show how far ive gotten.

 

[shanky887614]

Well, I have a beef curry chugging away in the slow cooker. The Sunday lunch joint of beef has been cooked very slowly last night, the roasties are going in the oven in about 8 minutes.
So my Sunday is going pretty damned well up to now.
Oh, I forgot, I just opened a beer too.
Jobs a goodun

nice im going to open a bottle of bishops finger soon, im starting to get into beer and ales now instead of lager

 

[Besoeker]

Just got a couple of light fittings to take down for my parents, although payment will be in the form of a Sunday dinner cooked by my mum.

Reminds me of a similar family tale....just different generations.
I got a call out of the blue from my son. Aged 32. He rarely calls and more often than not it's to take the ---- out of my decrepitude.....ok, onward.

"How would you like to come and have Sunday lunch with us?"
This was on a Thursday. On my office phone.
"That would be nice. Hang on. I'll just ask she who must be obeyed."

The she in question is just a couple of offices down the corridor, within shouting, or maybe bellowing distance.....
"Get your butt in here woman!"
Well, maybe not quite those words you understand or I wouldn't be alive to tell the tale........
"We've been invited to dinner by the wee boy."

After she picked herself up off the floor.....
"Delighted. When?
I asked.
"How about this Sunday?"
A bit short notice. But, of course, we accepted.
""Excellent. We'll be there."

"By the way dad, do you know anything about light dimmers?"
"Maybe."
Well, he knows perfectly well what my day job is.

OK. I (Mrs B) ordered up new parts - next day delivery.

Went. Did the job.
And were rewarded with a very, very nice lunch.
Irish stew. His Missus is Irish.

OK. Maybe that doesn't sound too exotic but.....
It was seasoned fillet steak and a gravy to die for.

Not a bad reward for less than ten minutes work to replace a dimmer switch.

 

[GMES]

Are you NickD in disguise by any chance, no offence meant you just write in the same manner???

 

[R G]

Nice and mucky half day

What you guys got on today?

Is you bed in the loft by any chance and your taking the photo laying down ,,,,strange..

Mind you I have slept in some rough places after a saturday night ,

 

[Besoeker]

Are you NickD in disguise by any chance, no offence meant you just write in the same manner???

I'm not NickD.
Why would I take offence?

 

[Guest77]

I'm not NickD.
Why would I take offence?

You obviously have a sence of humour and will fit in fine here, many don't make it lol

 

[mayfair]

Well I had a text from a client saying they had trouble with the dowlights (38 in total) we had installed last week and could i take a look asap. On the way back from sunday lunch out I had another message saying it had happened again !!!! as i was about 2 mins from the house i decided to call in and see what was happening. Guess what I was devestated a clip had sprung out TWICE . Glad i didnt go out of my way

 

[topquark]

Well I had a text from a client saying they had trouble with the dowlights (38 in total) we had installed last week and could i take a look asap. On the way back from sunday lunch out I had another message saying it had happened again !!!! as i was about 2 mins from the house i decided to call in and see what was happening. Guess what I was devestated a clip had sprung out TWICE . Glad i didnt go out of my way View attachment 25313

Well, if ya installed them up that way, waddya expect

 

[Guest77]

I enjoy sunday afternoons on Utube, check this out

How to change a cooker switch - YouTube

 

[camerabloke]

I enjoy sunday afternoons on Utube, check this out

How to change a cooker switch - YouTube

Wow u must be bored

 

[Plonker 3]

I have connected a lot of switch fuse spurs, cooker switches and other accessories that have load and feed on them incorrectly.

 

[Guest77]

I find it very comical Camerabloke, hilarious in fact, some of his other videos are even funnier :devilish:

 

[mayfair]

He cant be a real Sparky ....Listen to that music he got on his radio, sounds like plumbers music.

I enjoy sunday afternoons on Utube, check this out

How to change a cooker switch - YouTube

 

[Plonker 3]

I never realised they had neons on them so you could find them easier in the dark neither.