I have to confess though, i feel ive been a little unfair.
some years ago when i was also a mere peon working on the factory floor with the hooligans here, we bought a new side loader fork lift, now i was the only one who had a license for both counter balance and side loader, so i was told as the "senior" driver to give her a little test run around the ware house, so after a few dohnuts and the odd wheely.....only kidding...i got round to bringing the pallets outside the warehouse floor into the yard so we could start the day, i had totally forgotten what i was driving and that the mast height on this truck was maybe 6 ft taller then the standard counter balance, so after flooring the bugger at high speed out the warehouse door, i negelected to check the height of the mast and how high some numpty had opened the main door too, and managed to tear the 20 x 15 ft corregated warehouse door off its runners and totally pringle it...problem was, the engnigeers couldnt arrive on site until the next day, so we had a warehouse full of about £300,000 of stock totally exposed, nevermind the cost of the repair at £5000. Needless to say, i was sent home. To make it worse i decided not to drive to work that day but isntead blag a lift so i ended up with a 12 mile walk home too. Kept my job though!! Big win. But became the proud owner of the di*k head award trophy for about 3 years...