simple job... NOT

[Silly Sausage]

I wouldn't allow that within 500 yards of my house.
I drive past John Smiths, Taddy way when I go to York, that's bad enough!
Or is it the same stuff?!

Now Sam Smiths...

 

[High Tower]

Moved to the Arms (easier than editing all the swearing out)

And the next person to mention the bloody dentist earns themselves a lifetime ban, twice!!.....capiche?

 

[Silly Sausage]

That's me gone on Friday afternoon then, nice chatting with you all!

 

[MDJ]

Put it this way, you wouldn't see a Northerner obliterated for a weekend on a few cans of CumFlow!

You got me there, I can't deny it, however it was Fosters not cream flow, I have learned my lesson, I will stick with the ale next time archy.

 

[MDJ]

Nah...that's for the teenies. You should get yer gums round some of the old school proper scrumpy's that get made locally down here in Zummerzet. You'll get 'em round, but you won't get 'em off again in a hurry as they sort of end up paralysed. Cloudy? Some of them still have bits of straw floating in them (I kid you not, they really do)!!

Aye great stuff, a flagon of sweet mixed with a flagon of dry from richies farm is what like, I often popped in there on the way to bream sands where kept my caravan, love somerset, my favourite county in the country, bloody great place.

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being west of the M5, mike, i'd class you as an honorary nortrhener.

Cheers m8