Things an Electrician would never say

[Gravid]

I'm rooting through your knicker draw, what does it look like I'm doing.....

 

[High Tower]

i'm rooting through your knicker draw, what does it look like i'm doing.....

:d:d:d pmsl

 

[jeremy]

Long day at work, bottle of wine and some beers; I know how to kill some time, I'll do the last 6 months of receipts that I've been putting off until a rainy day !

 

[scotsparky]

Its ok the pullcord in the shower cubicle is fine its over 2.2m and out of zone.

 

[Paul.M]

I'm rooting through your knicker draw, what does it look like I'm doing.....

An apprentice got caught then fired. It was so funny and really difficult working in that house with her sitting on our shoulders. No more cups of tea and no referrals, don't know why

 

[alarm man]

could i borrow your fetish kit as im working live..

 

[martysparky]

sure I'll foot the bill for the 20 year old wallpaper and carpet its all part of our job.

 

[rick.oshea]

Are you sure that burning smell wasn't there before.....??

 

[rick.oshea]

A discount for cash ? ..... I'm sorry, I only accept cheques !!

 

[beech1984]

bonding??????? thats just for show

 

[ian.settle1]

I'm rooting through your knicker draw, what does it look like I'm doing.....

And quess what I found not getting enough are we!!!!!

 

[Phil]

thank you for plastering over my 25 cable holes for the inset lights i can`t wait to try and find all the cables

 

[Paul.M]

And quess what I found not getting enough are we!!!!!

Would you like me to wire it to the mains? Save you a fortune on batterys

 

[Burnt Fingers]

Yes of course I actually work for your Insurance Company.

 

[monkeyelectric]

No thanks i don't drink tea