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[Mr Mark Sparks]

who would your other half cheat on you with
my wife would go for david beckham

 

[Scott F]

who would your other half cheat on you with
my wife would go for david beckham

Luckily I'm ALL the man she needs and vice versa !

 

[Mr Mark Sparks]

ah youre so loved up

 

[scotsparky]

I tried this game with an ex girlfreind she mentiond all the superstars. I got slapped when i said her mum and sister

 

[Mr Mark Sparks]

I tried this game with an ex girlfreind she mentiond all the superstars. I got slapped when i said her mum and sister

proper funny

 

[rocker]

I tried this game with an ex girlfreind she mentiond all the superstars. I got slapped when i said her mum and sister

I, too, have fallen into this trap.

She's got this mate called...... nah perhaps I'd better not.

 

[Bromd123]

me and my Mrs have an agreement we are allowed 2 CELEBRITIES each that should we get the chance of a leg over, it would not be considered cheating and there would be no mention of it ever again

Hers are Jason Statham and Vin Diesel

Mine are Angelina jolie and Selma Hayeck

now that would be a night to remember!!

 

[F C E]

My Misses chose only 1 celeb which was they guy who plays Ron Weasly (or how ever u spell it)

I chose Lindsay Lohan, Emma Watson, Lilly Allen and about 20 others LOL

That didnt end to well for me


Typing this from the sofa

Adam

 

[rocker]

me and my Mrs have an agreement we are allowed 2 CELEBRITIES each that should we get the chance of a leg over, it would not be considered cheating and there would be no mention of it ever again

Hers are Jason Statham and Vin Diesel

Mine are Angelina jolie and Selma Hayeck

now that would be a night to remember!!

Jolie drooooool I bet she's like a hellcat at it.......

 

[Jason Smith]

I said any female that wears stockings. Holdups allowed if suspenders a problem. So she went and bought some. And a dildo. Cant win them all.

 

[F C E]

I said any female that wears stockings. Holdups allowed if suspenders a problem. So she went and bought some. And a dildo. Cant win them all.

roflmao

 

[Bromd123]

I said any female that wears stockings. Holdups allowed if suspenders a problem. So she went and bought some. And a dildo. Cant win them all.

and i bet you've been walking like John Wayne ever since lol

i hear sudacrem is good for a sore tush lol

 

[Jason Smith]

what does "roflem"mean /- and yes I know why john wayne speaks slowly now. Were gonna get banned in a minute.

 

[scotsparky]

roflmao = Rolling on floor laughing my "tushhy" off

 

[Jason Smith]

well, what do you say ? its basically admitting you fancy someone else- so my revenge was to say that, agreed it may of not been the best thing to say, as I now need to reglaze the lounge window. And I need a new favorite mug. She didnt have to smash the old one all at once. Another chip would of done.

 

[scotsparky]

breaking your mug?? thats sick!!!! you better get spoiled for that!

 

[Phil]

someone out of that new set of movies new moon? am i getting old? only 36 and loosing track. no chance of the forementioned sister inlaw in a previous, i wouldn`t touch them with a kitchen fitters

 

[DurhamSparky]

i just told my G/F it would be one of my old female friends from school who works in london...! then she clicked and went YOU worked in london for a YEAR and mentioned meeting that friend!!!! oh oh!! time to try and dig out that one!

 

[Phil]

do you want to borrow a spade? or would it be a jcb if your in deep

 

[Bromd123]

i just told my G/F it would be one of my old female friends from school who works in london...! then she clicked and went YOU worked in london for a YEAR and mentioned meeting that friend!!!! oh oh!! time to try and dig out that one!

Mate you'll be at china before you dig your way out of that one lol

Good luck ive got a feeling your going to need it!!