Anyone know where Shakey is or heard anything?

[sparkyork]

as above, was wondering if anyone knew/heard anything from shakes or if anyone thinks he's still here but under another name?!

rich

 

[rumrunner]

as above, was wondering if anyone knew/heard anything from shakes or if anyone thinks he's still here but under another name?!

rich

he might be here under a different name ,hes a bit of a shapeshifter,and he was tony before he was shakey ,so who knows ,it could be you ,if it is stop sulking you miserable welsh git and get back to doing what you do best ,its a new term so your advise will be in great demandand weve got to train bane up hes starting college and i know he looks upon you as his mentor ,so come on reveal yourself,and get back to what you do best ,helping others understand all that regs ****

 

[spark-doctor]

he was on here yesterday. I sent him a PM but have not heard back yet.

 

[sparkyork]

ah thats good then at least we know he's ok if nothing else.

 

[rumrunner]

to quote bane ,as he says it all really

"Well, I'll keep it short and sweet.

Shakey does post a lot, he is asked Q's directly rather often. I don't think I've seen him give a wrong answer yet.

Pretty sad if people are having a pop just cause he tends to be on here often and offering advice.

*Removes his head from Shakeys arse*

But, he's always been this way and that's why he's become such a RESPECTED and VALUED member of this community.

and while were on the subject of absent friends wheres wayne?

 

[PAUL M]

wayne was on here last night,i reckon carter is shakey in disguise,ha.

 

[Shakey]

as above, was wondering if anyone knew/heard anything from shakes or if anyone thinks he's still here but under another name?!

rich

Personally, I think he's on here asomeone else, but i cant vouch for it as i am not a proper electrician

 

[PAUL M]

hey,welcome back old informative one ,hope you enjoyed ya break.

 

[Shakey]

hey,welcome back old informative one ,hope you enjoyed ya break.

cheers, yeah it was top dollar

 

[spark-doctor]

Welcome back you little welsh git. Has been boring without you.

 

[Bane]

*Sticks his head back up Shakey's arse*

"Comfort"

 

[Shakey]

*Sticks his head back up Shakey's arse*

"Comfort"

aah that feels better allready..........

as Homer said to Marge

"I have nothing to offer you except complete and utter dependency"



Have you started college yet old chum?

 

[Bane]

On Monday, mate.

Every Monday! Looking forward to it! WON'T be telling anyone there about this website so when I know all the answers before they've even asked the questions, everyone will just think, "WOW! He's amazing!"

(Like the DangerMouse soundtrack)

 

[spark-doctor]

Have you bought your, note pad, pens, pencils, A4 binders, scientific calculator and apple for teacher?

 

[Bane]

Bolloc*s! Knew I'd forgotten something.

The scientific calculator!

Couldn't find a decent pencil case though. None large enough for my ruler to fit in.

(Got an excellent bendy metal one that has great slapping potential)

 

[Shakey]

On Monday, mate.

Every Monday! Looking forward to it! WON'T be telling anyone there about this website so when I know all the answers before they've even asked the questions, everyone will just think, "WOW! He's amazing!"

(Like the DangerMouse soundtrack)

Dont they think that already Mr Bane

*blushes*

 

[Bane]

Sorry, your quite right. What I meant was, they'd say:

"WOW! He REALLY is amazing!"

 

[rumrunner]

Personally, I think he's on here asomeone else, but i cant vouch for it as i am not a proper electrician

Now your back at least bane will be ,oneday

 

[Bane]

Now your back at least bane will be ,oneday

Now that's a scary thought.

 

[sparkyork]

welcome back shakey! i must admit i wondered if carter was you as well!! lol!

 

[Shakey]

welcome back shakey! i must admit i wondered if carter was you as well!! lol!

Hi Rich,

need to catch up now....how did your assessment go matey?

 

[wayne]

welcome back shakey ,how did the assessment go rich??

 

[sparkyork]

i passed it and should be getting something in the post in the next day or two
then ill start advertising i think.

 

[Cirrus]

Good to have ya back old chap

 

[tony.towa]

Welcome back Shakey.

It's been quite difficult for all of us from "God's Country" to keep these Englishmen in check recently!!!!!

 

[EasyFox]

Oh no he's back
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Only joking me old mucca.
Had a good break then mate?

Glad to see you've not gone missing permenantly................... get the BOW open

 

[montybaber]

welcome back...hope you had a nice break

 

[Kensprint]

"Gods Country"
It's in the north. I became a missionary in England 25 years ago. Wouldn't want to go back to God though.

 

[Cirrus]

or the bloody north either for that matter!!

 

[Shakey]

Thanks to all the peeps that welcomed me back

Had a good break, sank a few, done some serious chiilin, (managed to throw in a cheeky little rewire as well)

I replaced the earth bonding, put in a JB every two metres (and put Rums name on each one), filled in a Minor Works for the entire job, then was home in time to fire off my JIB application

cheers guys, I missed ya!

 

[greekislandlover]

Welcome back!!

 

[spark-doctor]

Are you sure you are COMPETENT to fill in that minor works cert

 

[Shakey]

Are you sure you are COMPETENT to fill in that minor works cert

oh i'm quite sure i'm not old chap......


quite, quite sure

i got confused during the job

the cables the guy in B&Q said i needed were brown and blue, but the last sparks that had been there had put in red and black! Doh!

take me ruddy ages to paint them all the correct colour

oh, and the cooker only works if i switch on the socket i put next to the bath

 

[tony.towa]

Shakey I am surprised at you.
You only needed to paint the black one blue the red one turns brown if you run along it with a cigarette lighter flame!
You were lucky I've had to spend hours before now putting a yellow stripe on the green wire.
Glad you had a good break

 

[Shakey]

Shakey I am surprised at you.
You only needed to paint the black one blue the red one turns brown if you run along it with a cigarette lighter flame!
You were lucky I've had to spend hours before now putting a yellow stripe on the green wire.
Glad you had a good break

cheers Tony

tried the cigarette lighter thing but the floorboards kept catching fire

yellow stripes on the green wire......erm what green wire

i just used a bit of fuse wire, wrapped it around the gas pipe and shoved the end in one of the sockets.....well it aint gone bang

 

[spark-doctor]

If you jump when you touch the cable, you can do it live as well.