So instead of getting personal, how about you tell us your theory!
Not quite sure how I can be "out of [my] depth" when the fault is on the supply side and acknowledged it's the DNO's responsibility and contacted them.
As said, knowing the basics of the distribution systems in use and the fault symptoms is useful even though they are out of your control.
That you measured 415V suggests a loss of neutral in the supply network. Turn to page 48 of the Wiring regs and look and figures 3.8 and 3.9 - from the sound of things, 3.8 for TN-S. Doodle in a star transformer for the supply - the local substation. Now consider what happens if the neutral cable between substation of consumer gets cut/broken. You now have a floating neutral, and the individual phase-neutral voltages for each phase will depend on the relative loadings.
In the traditional depiction of a star transformer, the arrangement of the windings corresponds with the phase diagram for the three phases. Once you lose the neutral, then the common point as seen by the loads will not be in the middle of the star.
In the best case, the loads are all the same, the phases are balanced, and there will be little difference to normal. But that's rare. Worst case is that one phase is heavily loaded, while the others are only lightly loaded. In this case, the phase-neutral voltage of the heavily loaded phase will be reduced, and those of the other phases will be increased - the neutral will drift until the currents are balanced.
Of course, as bulbs blow, fuses/breakers trip, and things generally let the magic smoke out - the loads on the phases showing higher voltages will reduce, and the imbalance will get worse. In extreme, you could end up with nothing on two phases, and a large resistive load on one phase - so one phase now gets very little because the neutral point is now pulled out to that corner of the phase diagram, while the other two phases now get 415V P-N (the neutral is now effectively one of the other phases).
Unfortunately, the <insert you own expletives here> who nick metal don't care about what damage they cause. So stealing a neutral earthing link for a substation might get them a tenner in scrap value, but cause many thousands in damage. The DNOs tend to hush up the problem, especially if someone is clever enough to get themselves injured or killed - the HSE people tend to take the attitude that the DNO should have done more to protect the sort of people who break into a locked compound, with security fencing, and with plenty of "DANGER OF DEATH" signs - and then interfere with what is obviously live electrical equipment ?