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[Darkwood]

Right ... Just been nudged to set this up by Paul.M and sounds a good idea following recent threads I've done in the Arms..

Rules....No Offensive material... edit if required before posting as this is the public arena.
Anything to do with the trade or in and around it ...H&S pic's welcome.



I've posted this a few times and this is at a mates house following a kitchen refirb several yrs ago. mg_smile:

 

[Pete999]

The poor folk have be inundated with jacks of no trades thus far! Sounds to me like a job for Big Dom Littewood from "Cowboy Builders" :2guns:

As long as Melinda is with him I agree

 

[David M]

As long as Melinda is with him I agree

That's uncanny cause I was thinking exactly the same thing!:drool5:

 

[Simonslimline]

(Taken from Facebook)


A customer called me and asked if I could have a look at a connection he had performed on his generator. The cable he had attached to the generator was a 3x95mm2 aluminum. The main fuse on the generator was 400Amps! I did not approve.

 

[Paul.M]

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WTF!!!!! :rolleyes4:

 

[Simonslimline]

WTF!!!!! :rolleyes4:

This was my thought as well.

The mind boggles.

 

[Pete999]

This was my thought as well.

The mind boggles.

WTFH was the bloke that did that thinking of? can't be a Sparky, can he?

 

[Paul.M]

He might not have a crimp for 95mm. All he had to do is hire one for the day and put the cost on top of the job!!!

It is these sort of things that cause problems for the next electrician. Soon as you see that and you tell the customer that you can not touch anything until that is rectified (at an extra cost), the normal reply is "well, it was done by an electrician and it has worked for years". Time to pick up the tools and walk away.

 

[Simonslimline]

WTFH was the bloke that did that thinking of? can't be a Sparky, can he?

Have you not heard of the almighty jubilee clip termination!

No me neither lol.

 

[Pete999]

Have you not heard of the almighty jubilee clip termination!

No me neither lol.

Cowboys are us by the looks of it

 

[hightower]

He might not have a crimp for 95mm. All he had to do is hire one for the day and put the cost on top of the job!!!

It is these sort of things that cause problems for the next electrician. Soon as you see that and you tell the customer that you can not touch anything until that is rectified (at an extra cost), the normal reply is "well, it was done by an electrician and it has worked for years". Time to pick up the tools and walk away.

Preaching to the choir I reckon mate - the sort of 'sparks' that do this won't be bothered enough to come on a forum like this I reckon

 

[Simonslimline]

Preaching to the choir I reckon mate - the sort of 'sparks' that do this won't be bothered enough to come on a forum like this I reckon

Definitely a DIY attempt. Done by the sparks customer it says in the description.

 

[Barry White]

(Taken from Facebook)


A customer called me and asked if I could have a look at a connection he had performed on his generator. The cable he had attached to the generator was a 3x95mm2 aluminum. The main fuse on the generator was 400Amps! I did not approve.



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I dont like it either the phases arn't in the correct order

 

[Simonslimline]

I dont like it either the phases arn't in the correct order View attachment 31884

How about now .

 

[Pete999]

Preaching to the choir I reckon mate - the sort of 'sparks' that do this won't be bothered enough to come on a forum like this I reckon

Oh I dunno

 

[Bobster]

Not to mention that it's Al on Cu.

If they weren't poor connections to begin with, they soon will be.

 

[DPG]

The pic will be here in a few months , when some one finds the bodge the QS of a Niciec reg firm did yesterday. he had to move the 45A cooker switch in a highend newbuild. new backbox 30cm to right of old place ,joined the 10mm twinearth in the old box, cut 2 cores off of cores to fit in yellow crimps and then filled the box with silicon it looked like jellied cables. some one could easily hit the cable as it is now out of zone .

Out of interest, did the old backbox have a blanking plate fitted to to it? Daz

 

[jeffelectric]

Out of interest, did the old backbox have a blanking plate fitted to to it? Daz

nope it might be covered by the hob wall protector. it was i real mess cant believe the builder agreed to it , it took him half a day , i would of put a holesaw thru the plasterboard ceiling in edge above new switch and as a shorter run pulled same cable up and put it down. i would definately have a bit of mess to sort out than non compliance with cable not in zone no access to joint etc

 

[OldeSparky]

wow a full rewire ..

 

[Barry White]

Have you not heard of the almighty jubilee clip termination!

No me neither lol.

I have and seen a few. Cowboys use them as earth straps and when they have not got a gland or are lazy to earth the wire armouring on swa.

Suprisingly they are used and supplied in some resin joints
http://www.etscablecomponents.com/m...148435/b/i/birkett-resin-joint-straight_5.jpg

 

[davesparks]

I have and seen a few. Cowboys use them as earth straps and when they have not got a gland or are lazy to earth the wire armouring on swa.

Suprisingly they are used and supplied in some resin joints
http://www.etscablecomponents.com/m...148435/b/i/birkett-resin-joint-straight_5.jpg

The difference being that properly made with a supporting ring under the armour and surrounded in cast resin so no movement is possible it makes a good connection

 

[Barry White]

The difference being that properly made with a supporting ring under the armour and surrounded in cast resin so no movement is possible it makes a good connection

They are used on high voltage cables with heatshrink they do put a ring under the armourings tho.

 

[LeeH]

I cannot believe he only put 1 hose clip on 2 of the 3 phases.

 

[Jake1992]

Typical bodge !

Electrician : "That is highly dangerous! - That needs to be sorted out ASAP!"
Customer : "But....it works"

 

[Pete999]

They are used on high voltage cables with heatshrink they do put a ring under the armourings tho.

I thought they used "constant pressure springs" on moat UG resin joints

 

[Bobster]

I thought they used "constant pressure springs" on moat UG resin joints

They can do I'll dig a picture of a gland using a jubilee clip properly

Not the neatest with the run off bitumen, but you get the idea.

 

[charlie76]

That blue door hinge doesn’t look right to me.

Even better still, who saw the need for the wedge to hold the door open :nonod:

 

[Kamikaze]

Even better still, who saw the need for the wedge to hold the door open

They probably couldn’t find a fire extinguisher to plonk against it.


This is what really happens when you don’t know your ar$e from your elbow.

 

[boyd8288]

Here is a couple from a job I was called to, the rewire had "just been finished by an electrician friend"
I suppose at least one of the "busbar earths" was correctly identified!

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[boyd8288]

Also have this beauty



These were feeding an garage board supplying an electric shower on a 50A MCB.
Also, the water bond was taken from aforementioned garage board!

Conductor size: three sevenths of 16mm!

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[telectrix]

Also have this beauty
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These were feeding an garage board supplying an electric shower on a 50A MCB.
Also, the water bond was taken from aforementioned garage board!

Conductor size: three sevenths of 16mm!

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that is a deffo bob the builder. even a plumber could do better.

 

[GMES]

I suppose it's handy if the lights trip while you're having a play with the rubber duck!!!!

 

[7029 dave]

I suppose it's handy if the lights trip while you're having a play with the rubber duck!!!!

Laughed me head off tee hee, don't listen to any Tracey Chapman songs whilst your in there.!

 

[Electric Magic]

Wet pants strikes again

 

[telectrix]

Laughed me head off tee hee, don't listen to any Tracey Chapman songs whilst your in there.!

who's tracy chapman?

 

[7029 dave]

who's tracy chapman?

She is an American singer, her tunes are very depressive.

 

[telectrix]

what, country and western? as in my wife's run off with the dog and the milkman's shagging the cows?

 

[7029 dave]

what, country and western? as in my wife's run off with the dog and the milkman's shagging the cows?

lol nah folk but yeah all that.

 

[telectrix]

hard some c/w songs once. they were on the john denver "learning to fly" album

 

[Andy78]

She is an American singer, her tunes are very depressive.

Nah, she makes very chilled out music no doubt, but she's no Radiohead by any means.

 

[shanky887614]

Nah, she makes very chilled out music no doubt, but she's no Radiohead by any means.

i think her dad is an electrician.

he lives by

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