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The title is probably more spectacular than the thread.

So I've just been to McDonald drive through for me and Mrs Ape, I place my order which mine was chicken legend no sauce, the options were mayo-spicy- barbeque
Didn't fancy any so had plain.
Get to the window to pay and I'm greeted by a nervous looking guy in his late 30's, he was obviously new to the role.

Him .. Big Mac meal and chicken mayo legend

Me Big Mac yes but no to mayo legend I ordered chicken legend plain

Him it says on screen chicken mayo no mayo

Me what

Me chicken legend plain

Him that's what I said chicken mayo legend no mayo

Me wtf well doesn't that make it just a chicken legend

Him. What

Me well if it's got no mayo then it's not a mayo legend it's just a chicken legend.

Him, Sorry I don't get you.

Me how can it be a chicken MAYO legend without mayo.

Him it says on the screen chicken mayo without mayo so that's what it is.

Me can I just pay because you're starting making my eyes twitch.

Him yes sir have a nice day

Me I'm sure mine will be better than yours.

Apologies to all the cars behind me.

I cannot believe they can get that amount of stupidity in one pre fab building.

Any of you lads got any similar stories.
 
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westward10 said:
Years ago one of my mates always asked for a cheeseburger with no cheese, half the time this is what he got. No matter how many times he did it we found it hilarious.
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Very first MacD I ever bought was from a newly opened place, ordered a cheeseburger and got cheese but no burger. Thought, 'this is a bit rubbish, not going there again', and didn't until months later when I found out they weren't meant to be like that.
 
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I remember many years ago going to a Wimpy (yes, that long ago) in Exeter and ordered a burger and chips. I sat down to an empty bread roll and chips. How could they forget to put the burger in??
 
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God I used to love wimpy, I only know of one that is still going.
It's only about 10 minutes from my house so anyone old enough to appreciate them wants to send their orders through I will post them out to you for the right price.
 
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When they ask "Do you want that large" I just say "You don't get a figure like this by not going 'large'" ... I usually ask for 'large' anyhow..

Once drove off from the window cause they didn't have any milkshakes.... Went to another maccies..
 
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GMES said:
God I used to love wimpy, I only know of one that is still going.
It's only about 10 minutes from my house so anyone old enough to appreciate them wants to send their orders through I will post them out to you for the right price.
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There is one in Amersham....... knickerbocker glories I remember.......
 
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When through adrive through years ago i a transet van 3 of us in the front 3 in the back (Yes I know you cant carry peope in the back of transets but this was before any one cared about health and safety)Because we were taking a long time to get our order sorted , the guy behind pressed his horn , O dear the back door opens the side door of our van opens lads every where . The chap,in the car just sank behind his stearing wheal
 
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Flanders said:
When through adrive through years ago i a transet van 3 of us in the front 3 in the back (Yes I know you cant carry peope in the back of transets but this was before any one cared about health and safety)Because we were taking a long time to get our order sorted , the guy behind pressed his horn , O dear the back door opens the side door of our van opens lads every where . The chap,in the car just sank behind his stearing wheal
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Buzz has a long lost brother it seems........ ;o))))
 
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Flanders said:
Went through a drive through years ago in a transet van 3 of us in the front 3 in the back (Yes I know you cant carry peope in the back of transets but this was before any one cared about health and safety)Because we were taking a long time to get our order sorted , the guy behind pressed his horn , O dear the back door opens the side door of our van . lads every where . The chap,in the car just sank behind his stearing wheel
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Did this happen twice and that's why you posted it twice?? :):)
(post #16 & #19)
 
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The old Wimpey on the Uxbridge Road in Hayes still had waitress service up into the early 90s same person who did it when I was a kid, probably long gone now.
 
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Get it delivered by Uber, that seems to be the latest craze with the youngsters.

Bloody uber for McDonald's., there is an app for it.
 
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I once had a nearly identical sandwich buy in a sarny shop.

Me I'll have a bacon salad please.
Her A what ?
Me A bacon salad please
Her We don't do a bacon salad, you mean a BLT.
Me No I mean a bacon salad. You do salad and you do bacon, I just want both in a sandwich please
Her No no no, you mean a BLT (her face says "I'm the sandwich expert round here than you very much")
Me So what does a BLT have in it then ?
Her Bacon, lettuce, tomato
Me Ok, so get me a BLT with cucumber, onion, boiled egg and mayo please

She gives me a look like I'm Neo breaking the f**king matrix or something and at the same time her head is imploding trying to comprehend what just happened.

You're right, we are doomed.
 
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Right,i've got a drive-thru story,for you....
Long time ago,myself and six pals,finish a day of cutting up scrap,and go to the Mcdougal in Chorlton,for a sit in job....staff got RC,as we looked like mumpers,and to be fair,were quite hyperactive....so off we trot...

Months later,we have to collect half a dozen dead sheep,from a hunt kennels. Now these are fallen stock,and are usually sectioned and fed to the dogs,but these had been languishing in the sun for a couple of weeks,and each one was three times bigger than original... the smell was legendary...and on the back of the transit tipper,they went...

Guess which establishment,got us as a drive-thru?

Da da da der da...i'm lovin it;)
 
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